Crooning a tune while in my car
Battery flat so won’t get far
Best get a quick push
Crooning a tune while in my car
Battery flat so won’t get far
Best get a quick push
Damn, I’m in the bush
Crooning a tune while in my car
Battery flat so won’t get far
Best get a quick push
Damn,I’m in the bush
So lucky I stole it-ha ha!
A shepherd,a cop and a monk
A shepherd a cop and a monk
All tried to fit in the top bunk
A shepherd a cop and a monk
All tried to fit in the top bunk
The monk sat up to pray
A shepherd a cop and a monk
All tried to fit in the top bunk
The monk sat up to pray
The copper didn’t stay
A shepherd a cop and a monk
All tried to fit in the top bunk
The monk sat up to pray
The copper didn’t stay
And the shepherd was decidedly drunk
While counting his sheep one day
While counting his sheep one day
the farmer thought “One’s got away!”
While counting his sheep one day
the farmer thought “One’s got away!”
So he whistled for Shep
While counting his sheep one day
The farmer thought “one’s got away”
So he whistled for Shep
Who sat on the doorstep
[While counting his sheep one day
The farmer thought “one’s got away”
So he whistled for Shep
Who was asleep on the step
So the sheep went to the Lakes for a stay
Pug and Judd were sat on a wall
Pug and Judd were sat on a wall
So that passing women could in love with us fall
Pug and Judd were sat on a wall
So that passing women could in love with us fall
But Mups shooed them off
Pug and Judd were sat on a wall
So that passing women could in love with us fall
But Mups shooed them off
With a very loud cough
Pug and Judd were sat on a wall
So that passing women could in love with us fall
But Mups shooed them off
With a very loud cough
but Rhian hid us under her shawl.
Because Rhian is kind and so sweet
Because Rhian is kind and so sweet
She puts up with some stick but that’s neat
Because Rhian is kind and so sweet
She puts up with some stick but that’s neat
But she’ll put her foot down
Because Rhian is kind and so sweet
She puts up with some stick but that’s neat
But she’ll put her foot down
A foot that’s so small and so brown
Because Rhian is kind and so sweet
She puts up with some stick but that’s neat
But she’ll put her foot down
A foot that’s so small and brown
And when she does it’ll be fleet. 
Alf finished his cup of tea