Limerick (Part 4)

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A love letter arrived one day
Addressed to Fred, Lil hid it away

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A love letter arrived one day
Addressed to Fred, Lil hid it away
But he searched in her drawers

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A love letter arrived one day
Addressed to Fred, Lil hid it away
But he searched in her drawers
[he was down on all-fours]

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A love letter arrived one day
Addressed to Fred, Lil hid it away
But he searched in her drawers
[He was down on all fours]
Lil slapped him and said" Not today!"

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There was an old man from Milan

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There was an old man from Milan
Who managed as best as he can

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There was an old man from Milan
Who managed as best as he can
Making do and living cheap

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There was an old man from Milan
Who managed as best as he can
Making do and living cheap
eating mainly raw sheep

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There was an old man from Milan
Who managed as best as he can
Making do and living cheap
eating mainly raw sheep
And, he goes by the name of Stan…

Whilst out walking in the morning dew,

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Whilst out walking in the morning dew
I trod in what i thought was poo

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Whilst out walking in the morning dew
I trod in what i thought was poo
Turned out not to be

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Whilst out walking in the morning dew
I trod in what i thought was poo
Turned out not to be
That smell, can it be me ?

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#6752 Whilst out walking in the morning dew
I trod in what i thought was poo
Turned out not to be
That smell, can it be me?
Oh,what a relief,no,it’s you!

A surprise in my inbox for me

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A surprise in my inbox for me
An invitation today for tea

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A surprise in my inbox for me
An invitation today for tea
from The Queen,yet again

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A surprise in my inbox for me
An invitation today for tea
from The Queen,yet again
She’s getting a pain

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A surprise in my inbox for me
An invitation today for tea
from The Queen,yet again
She’s getting a pain
[but she does do fresh scones for free]

Ok…it’s Saturday Night;

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A surprise in my inbox for me
An invitation today for tea
from The Queen,yet again
She’s getting a pain
Still lovely, don’t you agree?

Crooning a tune while in my car

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posted same time…carry on…[deleted]

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Crooning a tune while in my car
Battery flat so won’t get far