Limerick (Part 4)

I met a young lady from Scarborough Fair,
asked directions to Yarmouth [I thought I was there]

I met a young lady from Scarborough Fair,
asked directions to Yarmouth [I thought I was there]
Nay nay it’s far south

I met a young lady from Scarborough Fair,
asked directions to Yarmouth [I thought I was there]
Nay nay it’s far south
on a different river-mouth

I met a young lady from Scarborough Fair,
asked directions to Yarmouth [I thought I was there]
Nay nay it’s far south
on a different river-mouth
Starting over again, this time on a dare…

Where to travel next, which way should I go?

Where to travel next, which way should I go?
Just be like me … and go with the flow

Where to travel next, which way should I go?
Just be like me … and go with the flow
Head where your feet take you

Where to travel next, which way should I go?
Just be like me … and go with the flow
Head where your feet take you
That may be a sea of blue

Where to travel next, which way should I go?
Just be like me … and go with the flow
Head where your feet take you
That may be a sea of blue
Or maybe in six feet of snow

Just for a laugh let’s start again

Just for a laugh let’s start again
find some words that are rhyming,and then

Just for a laugh let’s start again
find some words that are rhyming,and then
Try Making a proper rhyme

Just for a laugh let’s start again
find some words that are rhyming,and then
Try Making a proper rhyme
like ‘lager’ & ‘lime’

Just for a laugh let’s start again
find some words that are rhyming then
Try making a proper rhyme
Like lager and lime
This one’s messed up - I’ll start again!

As the groom arrived at the church

As the groom arrived at the church
He found his bride had left him in the lurch

As the groom arrived at the church
He found his bride had left him in the lurch
To his best man he turned

As the groom arrived at the church
He found his bride had left him in the lurch
To his best man he turned
But by him he was spurned

As the groom arrived at the church
He found his bride had left him in the lurch
To his best man he turned
But by him he was spurned
So back at the bar he did perch.

When Fred spotted Lil at a dance

When Fred spotted Lil at a dance
He thought he might be in with a chance

When Fred spotted Lil at a dance
He thought he might be in with a chance
So he gave her a wink

When Fred spotted Lil at a dance
He thought he might be in with a chance
So he gave her a wink
She was over in a blink

When Fred spotted Lil at a dance
He thoght he might be in with a chance
So he gave her a wink
She was over in a blink
And they went on the floor for a prance.

A love letter arrived one day