Limerick (Part 4)

Right-on a more cheerful note,
I’ve just bought myself a new coat
it matches my shoes

Right-on a more cheerful note
I’ve just bought myself a new coat
It matches my shoes
The red, or the blues

Right - on a more cheerful note
I’ve just bought myself a new coat
It matches my shoes
The red, or the blues
If you see it you will just gloat.

“Are you happy today” asked Toad

“Are you happy today” asked Toad
as down the river they rowed;

“Are you happy today” asked Toad
as down the river they rowed;
Not really said Mole

“Are you happy today” asked Toad
As down the river they rowed
" Not really" said Mole
“Cos i fell down this hole”

“Are you happy today” asked Toad
As down the river they rowed
" Not really" said Mole
“Cos i fell down this hole”
While trying to cross the road.

My mate Hedgehog was squashed flat

My mate Hedgehog was squashed flat
Cos he tried to squeeze through a slat

My mate Hedgehog was squashed flat
Cos he tried to squeeze through a slat
Flat as pancake, oh dear

My mate hedgehog was squashed flat
Cos he tried to squeeze through a slat
Flat as pancake, oh dear
He will not recover I fear

My mate hedgehog was squashed flat
Cos he tried to squeeze through a slat
Flat as pancake, oh dear
He will not recover I fear
He’s now known to his buddies as ‘Splat’.

Still.never mind,it’s such fun

Still never mind, it’s such fun
Just walking around in the sun

Still never mind, it’s such fun
Just walking around in the sun
With lotion applied

Still never mind, it’s such fun
Just walking around in the sun
With lotion applied
and a hotdog I tried

Still never mind, it’s such fun
Just walking around in the sun
With lotion applied
And a hotdog I tried
I do love the old currant bun.

T’will soon be time for me tea

T’will soon be time for me tea
Gracious!-I thought t’was circa three!

T’will soon be time for me tea
Gracious!-I thought t’was circa three!
It’s six now so need summat to eat

T’will soon be time for me tea
Gracikous! I thought t’was circa three
It’s six now so need summat to eat
Shall I give meself a nice treat?

T’will soon be time for me tea
Gracikous! I thought t’was circa three
It’s six now so need summat to eat
Shall I give meself a nice treat?
Certainly Mups but please include me… :mrgreen:

I met a young lady from Scarborough Fair,