Limerick (Part 4)

Oh dear,some threads are hostile
Whilst, at times, others make me smile

Oh dear,some threads are hostile
Whilst,at times,others make me smile
but I refuse to give up

Oh dear, some threads are hostile
Whilst at times, others make me smile
But I refuse to give up
Here’s a beer - have a sup

Oh dear, some threads are hostile
Whilst at times, others make me smile
But I refuse to give up
Here’s a beer - have a sup
And continue to contribute all the while.

There once lived a young lad called Ed

There once lived a young lad called Ed
who invented stuff whilst in his shed

There once lived a young lad called Ed
Who invented stuff while in his shed
This particular day

There once lived a young lad called Ed
Who invented stuff while in his shed
This particular day
whilst inventing away

There once lived a young lad called Ed
Who invented stuff while in his shed
This particular day
whilst inventing away
Something blew up now he’s dead.

Ed’s body did fly through the air

There once lived a young lad called Ed
Who invented stuff while in his shed
This particular day
Whilst inventing away
Ed tripped and split open his head.

An elderly lady from Nice

An elderly lady from Nice
Decided to move to Greece

An elderly lady from Nice
Decided to move to Greece
Where she threw plates around

An elderly lady from Nice
Decided to move to Greece
Where she threw plates around
Only three for a pound

An elderly lady from Nice
Decided to move to Greece
Where she threw plates around
Only three for a pound
and she felt better after that release.

It’s still being argued about

It’s still being argued about
That from the EU we should be out

It’s still being argued about
That from the EU we should be out
or at least we should grovel

It’s still being argued about
That from the EU we should be out
or at least we should grovel
Then return to our hovel

It’s still being argued about
That from the EU we should be out
or at least we should grovel
Then return to our hovel
and see what imposed laws we can flout.

Right-on a more cheerful note,

Right-on a more cheerful note,
I’ve just bought myself a new coat.