Limerick (Part 4)

Time for an extra blanket I fear
Yes, that sure is getting near

Time for an extra blanket I fear
Yes, that sure is getting near
Plus my thick Winter socks

Time for an extra blanket i fear
Yes, that sure is getting near
Plus my thick winter socks
And a hat for my locks

Time for an extra blanket i fear
Yes, that sure is getting near
Plus my thick winter socks
And a hat for my locks
there’ll be no shivering here!!

AHA!- t’is a glorious sunrise I spy

AHA!- t’is a glorious sunrise I spy
With not a dark cloud in the sky

AHA!- t’is a glorious sunrise I spy
With not a dark cloud in the sky.
Time to stroll on the beach,

AHA!- t’is a glorious sunrise I spy
With not a dark cloud in the sky.
Time to stroll on the beach,
It’s a bit out of reach

AHA!- t’is a glorious sunrise I spy
With not a dark cloud in the sky.
Time to stroll on the beach,
It’s a bit out of reach
I KNOW-I’LL RIDE UNICORNS…MY,MY.

What a mess this whole ‘Brexit’ thing is

What a mess this whole Brexit thing is
Bored to death with it, I is

What a mess this whole Brexit thing is
Bored to death with it, I is.
After all, we’re not moving

What a mess this whole Brexit thing is
Bored to death with it, I is.
After all, we’re not moving
Difficult it’s proving

What a mess this whole Brexit thing is
Bored to death with it, I is.
After all, we’re not moving
Difficult it’s proving
All MP’s are in a right tizz!

Ok-so our UK’s still here

Ok- so our UKs still here
Looking better after a beer

Ok- so our UKs still here
Looking better after a beer
plus a cigar of course,

Ok- so our UKs still here
Looking better after a beer
Plus a cigar of course
Fish, chips and some sauce

Ok- so our UKs still here
Looking better after a beer
Plus a cigar of course
Fish, chips and some sauce
So I wish you all-GOOD CHEER!

Ok,now we need a new rhyme

OK, now we need a new rhyme
Yes, and about flippin’ time

OK, now we need a new rhyme
Yes, and about flippin’ time
Oh dear,sorry Mups

OK, now we need a new rhyme
Yes, and about flippin’ time
Oh dear,sorry Mups
Please don’t have pups

OK, now we need a new rhyme
Yes, and about flippin’ time
Oh dear,sorry Mups
Please don’t have pups
such flawless beauty would be such a crime!

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