Limerick (Part 4)

I wish I had ten million quid !
I’d buy a new microwave if ever I did
But there’s more I could buy
'though there’s no reason why

I wish I had ten million quid !
I’d buy a new microwave if ever I did
But there’s more I could buy
'though there’s no reason why
I couldn’t put it in the bank instead

Mrs. Brown was a miserable cow

Mrs. Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow

Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed

Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed
Her chest it was puffed

Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed
Her chest it was puffed
As she tried to climb over the prow

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom
Then locked them in his broomcupboard room

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom
Then locked them in his broomcupboard room
And henceforth from the backyard they’re barred!

Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick

Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick

Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick
It’s time MP’s proved their worth

Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick
It’s time MP’s proved their worth
Although some should be drowned at birth

Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick
It’s time MP’s proved their worth
Although some should be drowned at birth
And the others all seem a bit thick.

The weather has gone to the dogs

The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs

The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs
my joints will ache

The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs
My joints will ache
And they will make

The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs
My joints will ache
And they will make
Me wear my thick winter togs.

Time for an extra blanket I fear