I wish I had ten million quid !
I’d buy a new microwave if ever I did
But there’s more I could buy
'though there’s no reason why
I wish I had ten million quid !
I’d buy a new microwave if ever I did
But there’s more I could buy
'though there’s no reason why
I couldn’t put it in the bank instead
Mrs. Brown was a miserable cow
Mrs. Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed
Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed
Her chest it was puffed
Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed
Her chest it was puffed
As she tried to climb over the prow
Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom
Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom
Then locked them in his broomcupboard room
Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom
Then locked them in his broomcupboard room
And henceforth from the backyard they’re barred!
Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick
Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick
It’s time MP’s proved their worth
Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick
It’s time MP’s proved their worth
Although some should be drowned at birth
Of the word ‘Brexit’ I’m thoroughly sick
These people do get on your wick
It’s time MP’s proved their worth
Although some should be drowned at birth
And the others all seem a bit thick.
The weather has gone to the dogs
The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs
The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs
my joints will ache
…
The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs
My joints will ache
And they will make
The weather has gone to the dogs
Now lots of puddles and bogs
My joints will ache
And they will make
Me wear my thick winter togs.
Time for an extra blanket I fear