Limerick (Part 4)

Think you’ve skipped a couple there Gilly.

Sometimes these rhymes go astray
Although usually they find a way
to hide in the parlour
With music by Mahler

Sometimes these rhymes go astray
Although usually they find a way
to hide in the parlour
With music by Mahler
Having wine and cheese on a tray

One day young Johnny went out to play golf

One day young Johnny went out to play golf
Seemed so odd when Jane called him Rolph

One day young Johnny went out to play golf
Seemed so odd when Jane called him Rolph
But Johnny quite smitten

One day young Johnny went out to play golf
Seemed so odd when Jane called him Rolph
But Johnny quite smitten
When he was given a kitten

One day young Johnny went out to play golf
Seemed so odd when Jane called him Rolph
But Johnny quite smitten
When he was given a kitten
That was Given the name of Randolph

Sometimes when you’re writing a verse

Sometimes when writing a verse
It can be tempting to utter a curse

Sometimes when writing a verse
It can be tempting to utter a curse
or use grammar wot’s bad

Sometimes when writing a verse
It can be tempting to utter a curse
Or use grammar wot’s bad
You mean like my Dad?

Sometimes when writing a verse
It can be tempting to utter a curse
Or use grammar wot’s bad
You mean like my Dad?
Sometimes I wonder what’s worse ?

I went for a walk on the sand

I went for a walk on the sand
Picking my way through the dog muck and

I went for a walk on the sand
Picking my way through the dog muck and
All at once the tide quickly rushed in

I went for a walk on the sand
Picking my way through the dog muck and
All at once the tide quickly rushed in
pricked my foot with fish’s fin

I went for a walk on the sand
Picking my way through the dog muck and
All at once the tide quickly rushed in
pricked my foot with fish’s fin
Then Tripped and busted my hand.

Some days it just doesn’t go right

Some days it just doesn’t go right
Even on days, sunny and bright

Some days it just doesn’t go right
Even on days, sunny and bright
But oh, don’t cry…

Some days it just doesn’t go right
Even on days sunny and bright
But oh, don’t cry
For there’s no reason why

Some days it just doesn’t go right
Even on days sunny and bright
But oh, don’t cry
For there’s no reason why
One can’t smile when it comes to the night.

I wish I had ten million quid ! :shock:

I wish I had a million quid !
I’d buy a new microwave if ever I did

I wish I had ten million quid !
I’d buy a new microwave if ever I did
But there’s more I could buy