A Bear and a Dog had a race
Cat spotted, Dog picked up his pace
The Bear got ahead
But crashed into my shed
A Bear and a Dog had a race
Cat spotted, Dog picked up his pace
The Bear got ahead
But crashed into my shed
Where we all had a party, t’was ace 
The Hanley whistler had a terrible limp
The Hanley whistler had a terrible limp
Nasty People would call him a gimp
The Hanley whistler had a terrible limp
Nasty People would call him a gimp
But nicer people would help
The Hanley whistler had a terrible limp
Nasty People would call him a gimp
But nicer people would help
Even offer some kelp
The Hanley whistler had a terrible limp
Nasty People would call him a gimp
But nicer people would help
Even offer some kelp
Coz ol’ Hanley W sure ain’t a wimp!
The politics news is now boring
The politics news is now boring
Very true it sets me off snoring
The politics news is now boring.
Very true it sets me off snoring,
I’m fed up with hearing
The politics news is now boring.
Very true it sets me off snoring,
I’m fed up with hearing
The moaners sneering
The politics news is now boring.
Very true it sets me off snoring,
I’m fed up with hearing
The moaners sneering
and the paid liars all sat around jawing.
But never mind, this time next year
But never mind, this time next year
Will Brexit be over? Oh dear!
But never mind, for this time next year
Will Brexit be over? Oh dear
What WILL they find next
But never mind, this time next year
Will Brxit be over? Oh dear!
What WILL the next bleat be?
Will it involve you and me?
But never mind, for this time next year
Will Brexit be over? Oh dear
What WILL they find next
You’ll find out by text
Something went a bit wrong there Tezza;-)
Looks like we were working on the third and fourth lines together.
But never mind, for this time next year
Will Brexit be over? Oh dear
What WILL they find next
You’ll find out by text
I think I’ll nip out for a beer
Sometimes these rhymes go astray
Sometimes these rhymes go astray
Although usually they find a way
Sometimes these rhymes go astray
Although usually they find a way
to hide in the parlour
Sometimes these rhymes go astray
Although usually they find a way
to hide in the parlour
With music by Mahler
Maid a Miss Took ! 