Limerick (Part 4)

I guess y’all get the picture now
so now, let’s all take a bow!
Here’s a curtsey from me
And a loud clap for free

I guess y’all get the picture now
so now, let’s all take a bow!
Here’s a curtsey from me
And a loud clap for free
The audience they all did wow

Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow

Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?

Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?
His friends walked behind

Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?
His friends walked behind
This blows my mind,

Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?
His friends walked behind
This blows my mind
Could they do it in six feet of snow

A man on a bike was to slow

A man on a bike was to slow
He lied so his nose did grow

A man on a bike was too slow
He lied so his nose did grow
He fell off with a bump

A man on a bike was too slow
He lied so his nose did grow
He fell off with a bump
And a very loud thump

A man on a bike was too slow
He lied so his nose did grow
He fell off with a bump
And a very loud thump
And so to his GP did go.

The doctor looked at him and said

The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed

The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed
no more pedalling today

The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed
no more pedalling today
Enough of that I say

The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed
no more pedalling today
Enough of that I say
Being well will get you ahead

In the garage leaned a pole

In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll

In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll
Maybe the mechanic’s dinner?

In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll
Maybe the mechanics dinner?
Doesn’t sound much of a winner

In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll
Maybe the mechanics dinner?
Doesn’t sound much of a winner
But food for some hungry soul

A bear and a dog had a race

A bear and a dog had a race
Cat spotted, dog picked up his pace

A bear and a dog had a race
Cat spotted, dog picked up his pace
The bear got ahead