I guess y’all get the picture now
so now, let’s all take a bow!
Here’s a curtsey from me
And a loud clap for free
I guess y’all get the picture now
so now, let’s all take a bow!
Here’s a curtsey from me
And a loud clap for free
The audience they all did wow
Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?
Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?
His friends walked behind
Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?
His friends walked behind
This blows my mind,
Watched an ant pull a crumb mighty slow
Which way was he facing, do ya know?
His friends walked behind
This blows my mind
Could they do it in six feet of snow
A man on a bike was to slow
A man on a bike was to slow
He lied so his nose did grow
A man on a bike was too slow
He lied so his nose did grow
He fell off with a bump
A man on a bike was too slow
He lied so his nose did grow
He fell off with a bump
And a very loud thump
A man on a bike was too slow
He lied so his nose did grow
He fell off with a bump
And a very loud thump
And so to his GP did go.
The doctor looked at him and said
The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed
The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed
no more pedalling today
The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed
no more pedalling today
Enough of that I say
The doctor looked at him and said
I think you should go home to bed
no more pedalling today
Enough of that I say
Being well will get you ahead
In the garage leaned a pole
In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll
In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll
Maybe the mechanic’s dinner?
In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll
Maybe the mechanics dinner?
Doesn’t sound much of a winner
In the garage leaned a pole
And beside it a cheese roll
Maybe the mechanics dinner?
Doesn’t sound much of a winner
But food for some hungry soul
A bear and a dog had a race
A bear and a dog had a race
Cat spotted, dog picked up his pace
A bear and a dog had a race
Cat spotted, dog picked up his pace
The bear got ahead