Today while out walking my dogs
I slid into one of the bogs
Went up to my knee
Today while out walking my dogs
I slid into one of the bogs
Went up to my knee
And the shock made me pee 
Today while out walking my dogs
I slid into one of the bogs
Went up to my knee
And the shock made me pee
Now I am sleeping with hogs…
I ran down the street in a hurry.
I ran down the street in a hurry
It was late, but I fancied a curry
I ran down the street in a hurry
It was late, but i fancied a curry
I slipped on some ice
I ran down the street in a hurry
It was late, but I fancied a curry
I slipped on some ice
When I saw some mice
I ran down the street in a hurry
It was late, but I fancied a curry
I slipped on some ice
When I saw some mice
And nearly dropped my puri
A puri is a type of bread
A puri is a type of bread
Is it like Naan she said?
A puri is a type of bread
Is it like Naan she said?
Yes but usually fried
A puri is a type of bread
Is it like Naan she said?
Yes but usually fried
Then I’d like that - she cried
A puri is a type of bread
Is it like Naan she said?
Yes but usually fried
Then I’d like that - she cried,
perhaps we could have it in bed?
It’s no secret that Mups fancies Judd
It’s no secret that Mups fancies Judd
Me thinks you are stirring up crud!
It’s no secret that Mups fancies Judd
Me thinks you are stirring up crud!
But t’is merely a joke,
no harm was meant,folk
…I’ll go now, as my name is Mud.
So this poem you can all rhyme
So this poem you can all rhyme
I will if i have enough time
So this poem you can all rhyme
I will if i have enough time
To fill in the line
So this poem you can all rhyme
I will if i have enough time
To fill in the line
Is EZ that’s fine
So this poem you can all rhyme
I will if i have enough time
To fill in the line
Is EZ that’s fine
It’s a bet you can do on a dime…
I guess y’all get the picture now
I guess y’all get the picture now
so now, let’s all take a bow!
I guess y’all get the picture now
so now, let’s all take a bow!
Here’s a curtsey from me