Limerick (Part 4)

An old man pushing a pram
Was trying to flog a leg of lamb
Cos he preferred Beef
With his amazin big teef
so I bought it-soft touch that I am.

I made some words rhyme tonight

I made some words rhyme tonight
It may be because I’m not so uptight

I made some words rhyme tonight
It may be because I’m not so uptight
If I relax more

I made some words rhyme tonight
It may be because I’m not so uptight
If I relax more
Words may just pour

I made some words rhyme tonight
It may be because I’m not so uptight
If I relax more
Words may just pour
and the spelling may tern out orlright!

There are several secrets we keep

There are several secrets we keep
To ourselves never uttering a peep

There are several secrets we keep
To ourselves never uttering a peep;
though the nosy ones pry

There are several secrets we keep
To ourselves nev er uttering a peep
Though the nosy ones pry
And want to know why

There are several secrets we keep
To ourselves never uttering a peep
Though the nosy ones pry
And want to know why
Our darkest thoughts we don’t seep

There is dew on the grass this morning

There is dew on the grass this morning
I was smiling upon it at sun’s dawning

There id dew on the grass this morning
I was smiling upon it at sun’s dawning
But now 'tis all gone

There is dew on the grass this morning
I was smiling upon it at sun’s dawning
But now 'tis all gone
Before I even had time to yawn

The dew is on the grass this morning
I was smiling upon it at sun’s dawning
But now 'tis all gone
Before i even had time to yawn
And the frogs had started spawning.

It’s going to rain on the morrow

It’s going to rain on the morrow
Best find an umbrella to borrow

It’s going to rain on the morrow
Best find an umbrella to borrow
It’s fun to get wet

It’s going to rain on the morrow
Best find an umbrella to borrow
It’s fun to get wet
Slip sliding and yet

It’s going to rain on the morrow
Best find an umbrella to borrow
It’s fun to get wet
Slip sliding and yet
Crash down and we’re all filled with sorrow.

Today while walking my dogs.

Today while walking my dogs
I slid into one of the bogs