Limerick (Part 4)

One day while she was baking bread
Her husband popped in and said

One day while she was baking bread
Her husband popped in and said
“Leave the loaf and come with me”

One day while she was baking bread
Her husband popped in and said
“Leave the loaf and come with me”
“There is something I want you to see”

One day while she was baking bread
Her husband popped in and said
“Leave the loaf and come with me”
“There is something I want you to see”
All the little ones are tucked in bed…

When she returned to kneading dough,

When she returned to kneading the dough
She thought “Silly so-and-so”

When she returned to kneading the dough
She thought “Silly so-and-so”
I forgot to use yeast

When she returned to kneading the dough
She thought “Silly so-and-so”
I forgot to use yeast
You silly old beast

When she returned to kneading the dough
She thought “Silly so-and-so”
I forgot to use yeast
You silly old beast
And I thought I was a daft old crow !

Legs are for walking and moving about.

Legs are for walking and moving about
That’s true, for sure and no doubt

[Legs are for walking and moving about
That’s true, for sure and no doubt
Or you can shake them

Legs are for walking and moving about
That’s true, for sure and no doubt
Or you can shake them
Or actors can 'break ‘em’

Legs are for walking and moving about
That’s true, for sure and no doubt
Or you can shake them
Or actors can 'break ‘em’
or fillies their smooth thighs can flout.

Aha-it’s now become dark

Aha-it’s now become dark
And, I am alone at the park

Aha-it’s now become dark
And, i am alone in the park
Best watch out for muggers

Aha- it’s now become dark
And I am alone at the park
Best watch out for muggers
Or any drunk buggers

Aha- it’s now become dark
And I am alone at the park
Best watch out for muggers
Or any drunk buggers
And doggers out for a lark

An old man pushing a pram

An old man pushing a pram
Was trying to flog a leg of lamb

An old man pushing a pram
Was trying to flog a leg of lamb
Cos he preferred Beef

An old man pushing a pram
Was trying to flog a leg of lamb
Cos he preferred Beef
With his amazin big teef