Limerick (Part 4)

This rhyming stuff can be quite hard
Quite so when designing a greeting card.
I mean, what rhymes with purple?

This rhyming stuff can be quite hard
Quite so when designing a greeting card.
I mean, what rhymes with purple?
Best I can do is Turtle,

This rhyming stuff can be quite hard
Quite so when designing a greeting card.
I mean, what rhymes with purple?
Best I can do is Turtle,
No, won’t work, shall we discard?

While under the sink where a pipe leaked

While under the sink where a pipe leaked
I saw a huge earwig and then freaked

While under the sink where a pipe leaked
I saw a huge earwig and then freaked
Bumped my head while crawling out

While under the sink where a pipe leaked
I saw a huge earwig and then freaked
Bumped my head while crawling out
I’m sure at the time I had a pout

While under the sink where a pipe leaked
I saw a huge earwig and then freaked
Bumped my head while crawling out
I’m sure at the time I had a pout
Found a directory of plumbers to speak.

Meandering through the park yesterday

Meandering through the park yesterday
I spotted a squirrel and thought, hey,

Meandering through the park yesterday
I spotted a squirrel and thought,hey,
that squirrel’s bright green!

Meandering through the park yesterday
I spotted a squirrel and thought,hey,
that squirrel’s bright green!
Do ya get what I mean?

Meandering through the park yesterday
I spotted a squirrel and thought, hey
that squirrel’s bright green
Do ya get what I mean?
That’s cos he’s made of clay. :slight_smile:

The bird in his cage looked so sad

The bird in his cage looked so sad
and the cat in the chair looked so mad

The bird in his cage looked so sad
and the cat in the chair looked so mad
A tweet and a meow were heard

The bird in his cage looked so sad
and the cat in the chair looked so mad
A tweet and a meow were heard
From that big yellow bird…

The bird in his cage looked so sad
and the cat in the chair looked so mad
A tweet and a meow were heard
From that big yellow bird…
The song rang victorious, I’m so glad

Many a man has chosen to go

… Whoops, you beat me to it RN. :smiley:

Many a man has chosen to go
Behind the bike shed with a girl called Flo

Many a man has chosen to go
Behind the bike shed with a girl called Flo
Flo was famous for putting it out

Many a man has chosen to go
Behind the bike shed with a girl called Flo
Flo was famous for ‘putting it out’
Whatever she had, she did like to flout

Many a man has chosen to go
Behind the bike shed with a girl called Flo
Flo was famous for ‘putting it out’
Whatever she had, she did like to flout
But mostly she liked to be below:lol:

One day while she was baking bread