Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Can’t do this one, Pug’s fault. :slight_smile:

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Hello Mups, I’ll pretend i’m EZ
And i’ll pretend i’m a bee
Make believe i’m a wasp
If stung, I’ll gasp
…either that, or I’ll make ol’ Mups FLEE!

I was merely trying to assist

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I was merely trying to assist
but in future I’ll try to desist

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I was merely trying to assist
but in future I’ll try to desist
because hard though I tried

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I was merely trying to assist
But in future I’ll try to desist
Because hard though I tried
And much as I cried

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I was merely trying to assist
But in future I’ll try to desist
Because hard though I tried
And much as I cried
I just ended up getting p*ssed

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While watching Star Trek on TV

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While watching Star Trek on TV
I thought to myself Time for tea

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While watching Star Trek on TV
I thought to myself time for tea
So I buttered some bread

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While watching Star Trek on TV
I thought to myself time for tea
So I buttered some bread
And, added sweet spread,

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While watching Star Trek on TV
I thought to myself time for tea
So I buttered some bread
And added sweet spread
But then had to go for a pee. :lol:

Sam felt a bit naughty one night

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Sam felt a bit naughty one night
But his wife looked a terrible sight

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Sam felt a bit naughty one night
But his wife looked a terrible sight
With rollers and slippers

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Sam felt a bit naughty one night
But his wife looked a terrible sight
With rollers and slippers
And the dogs dirty clippers

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Sam felt a bit naughty one night
But his wife looked a terrible sight
With rollers and slippers
And the dogs dirty clippers
Making love suddenly turned into fright.

His homely face had scared so many

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His homely face had scared so many
as he strained, when he ‘spent a penny’

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His homely face had scared so many
as he strained, when he ‘spent a penny’
Tight as if 'twas his last dime

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His homely face had scared so many
as he strained, when he ‘spent a penny’
Tight as if 'twas his last dime
He wasn’t rushing but took his time

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His homely face had scared so many
as he strained, when he ‘spent a penny’
Tight as if 'twas his last dime
He wasn’t rushing but took his time
then rode off on his Spinning Jenny.

This rhyming stuff can be quite hard

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This rhyming stuff can be quite hard
Quite so when designing a greeting card