Limerick (Part 4)

The year seems to be whizzing away
And woosh, there goes another day
Keep up with moments to savor
And do yourself a favo(ur)
It surely keeps the doldrums at bay

When you find there’s a twist in the road

When you find there’s a twist in the road
just smile-it lightens your load.

When you find there’s a twist in the road
just smile-it lightens your load.
Ask me how do I know,

When you find there’s a twist in the road
Just smile, it lightens your load
As me how do i know
Go on then, How do you know?

When you find there’s a twist in the road
Just smile, it lightens your load
Ask me how do I know
Go on then, how do you know?
I knew you were happy - it showed.

The Cuckoo said to the Crow

The Cuckoo said to the Crow
“I’m older than you don’t ya know”

The Cuckoo said to the Crow
“I’m older than you don’t ya know”
The Crow puffed out his chest

The Cuckoo said to the Crow
“I’m older than you don’t ya know”
The Crow puffed out his chest
Which burst his string vest

The Cuckoo said to the Crow
“I’m older than you don’t ya know”
The Crow puffed out his chest
Which burst his string vest
And made him feel cold, what a blow !

From the beach, Billy brought home a crab…

From the beach, Billy brought home a crab
A grey one, looking real drab

(Hi Gilly :039:)

From the beach, Billy brought home a crab
A grey one, looking real drab
It was put in his pond

From the beach, Billy brought home a crab
A grey one, looking real drab
It was put in his pond
and made friends with a frond

From the beach, Billy brought home a crab
A grey one, looking real drab
It was put in his pond
And made friends with a frond
But ended up dead on a slab.

Next one please EZ? :slight_smile:

Hello,Mups-I’ll pretend I’m EZ

Well go on then Pug, are you gonna start the next one else we’ll be sat her all day twiddling our thumbs! :slight_smile:

THAT WAS IT,MUPS!

Ok…let’s try again…
“Hello Mups,I’ll pretend I’m EZ”

Hello Mups,I’ll pretend I’m EZ
And I’ll pretend I’m a bee

Hello Mups, I’ll pretend i’m EZ
And i’ll pretend i’m a bee
Make believe i’m a wasp

Hello Mups, I’ll pretend i’m EZ
And i’ll pretend i’m a bee
Make believe i’m a wasp
If stung, I’ll gasp