Limerick (Part 4)

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What a wonderful dream last night
I was a gladiator,winning the fight

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What a wonderful dream last night
I was a gladiator,winning the fight
In my toga I fought

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What a wonderful dream last night
I was a gladiator,winning the fight
In my toga I fought
And a helmet I’d bought

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What a wonderful dream last night
I was a gladiator, winning the fight
In my toga I fought
And a helmet I’d bought
The other chap looked such a fright.

It feels like I’ve hurt my back

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It feels like I’ve hurt my back
You need a good stretch on a rack

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It feels like I’ve hurt my back
You need a good stretch on a rack
But a massage would be good

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It feels like I’ve hurt my back
You need a good stretch on a rack
But a massage would be good
Enough to stir the blood

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It feels like I’ve hurt my back
You need a good stretch on a rack
But a massage would be good
Enough to stir the blood
But me thinks I’ll just hit the sack. :smiley:

Lil fancied some fish and chips

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Lil fancied some fish and chips
But couldn’t choose…Ketchup or dips?

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Lil fancied some fish and chips
But couldn’t choose…Ketchup or dips?
So she settled for curry

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Lil fancied some fish and chips
But couldn’t choose . . Ketchup or dips?
So she settled for curry
Cos she was in a hurry

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Lil fancied some fish and chips
But couldn’t choose … Ketchup or dips?
So she settled for curry
Cos she was in a hurry
And ended up burning her lips.

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Next one please EZ? :slight_smile:

OK, I’ll start one . . . .

A beautiful girl said to Bert

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A beautiful girl said to Bert
“What is all that stuff down your shirt?”

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A beautiful girl said to Bert
“What’s all that stuff down your shirt?”
He cast his eyes down

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A beautiful girl said to Bert
“What’s all that stuff down your shirt?”
He cast his eyes down
That “stuff” was all brown

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A beautiful girl said to Bert
“What’s all that stuff down your shirt?”
He cast his eyes down
That ‘stuff’ was all brown
And looked like horse muck and dirt. :slight_smile:

That’s Wednesday nearing it’s end

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That’s Wednesday nearing it’s end
And Thursday’s just around the bend

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That’s Wednesday nearing it’s end
And Thursday’s just around the bend
so ‘Wine Friday’ draws near

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That’s Wednesday nearing it’s end
And Thursday’s just around the bend
so ‘Wine Friday’ draws near
I’d rather a beer