With another step nearer the grave
Why should we have to behave
For the sake of decorum
And the name of our forum
I’ll just go and have a quick shave.
A cat and a mouse had a race
A cat and a mouse had a race
With the mouse setting a fast pace
A cat and a mouse had a race
With the mouse setting a fast pace
Round the bend came a car
A cat and a mouse had a race
With the mouse setting a fast pace
Round the bend came a car
Which was faster by far
A cat and a mouse had a race
With the mouse setting a fast pace
Round the bend came a car
Which was faster by far
Sending cat and mouse to a far better place.
When Jill broke it off with her beau
When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn’t know
When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn’t know
but Jack was secretly gay
When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn’t know
but Jack was secretly gay
So with girls he didn’t play
When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn’t know
but Jack was secretly gay
So with girls he didn’t play
Jack preferred a much deeper furrow.
T’is a toss-up twixt Windows and Mac
T’is a toss-up twixt Widnows and Mac
So which is harder to hack?
T’is a toss-up twixt Windows and Mac
So which is harder to hack?
Windows I guess
T’is a toss-up twixt Windows and Mac
So which is harder to hack?
Windows I guess
But I must confess
T’is a toss-up twixt Windows and Mac
So which one is harder to hack
Windows i guess
But i must confess
Both systems seem pretty slack.
While weeding my garden today
While weeding my garden today
I saw something move near the hay
While weeding my garden today
I saw something move near the hay;
so I leaped into action
While weeding my garden today
I saw something move near the hay;
so I leaped into action
and look wot I caught ; Pug snackin!
While weeding my garden today
I saw something move near the hay
So i leapt into action
And look wot i caught, Pug snackin!
And no knickers on, Ooh i say!!
My Mother one day said to me