Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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All is fair in love and war
It’s been said many times before
So what would you do if

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Alll is fair in love and war
It’s been said many times before
So what would you do if
You and she had a massive tiff

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All is fair in love and war
It’s been said many times before
So what would you do if
You and she had a massive tiff
Perhaps show her the door?

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Where’s the heatwave promised this week?

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Where’s the heatwave promised this week?
It’s overcast here today as we speak

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Where’s the heatwave promised this week?
It’s overcast here today as we speak
It’s only Tuesday so hang on a bit

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Where’s the heatwave promised this week?
It’s overcast here today as we speak
It’s only Tuesday so hang on a bit
Thursday you’ll be wet in your armpits

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Where’s the heatwave promised this week?
It’s overcast here today as we speak
It’s only Tuesday so hang on a bit
Thursday you’ll be wet in your armpits
So cover bikini with coat if you’re meak

Maybe one day the Lotto I’ll win :roll:

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Maybe one day the Lotto I’ll win
Then maybe a life of spending and sin

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Maybe one day the Lotto I’ll win
Then maybe a life of spending and sin
Could buy a flash car Monaco bound be

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Maybe one day the Lotto I’ll win
Then maybe a life of spending and sin
Could buy a flash car Monaco bound be
or maybe I’ll just buy Tahiti

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Maybe one day the Lotto I’ll win
Then maybe a life of spending and sin
Could buy a flash car Monaco bound be
or maybe I’ll just buy Tahiti
On second thoughts I’ll just buy a new bin

Fifi le Flosse was a Femme Fatale

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Fifi le Flosse was a Femme Fatale
a smile for everyone,never a snarl

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Fifi le Flosse was a Femme Fatale
a smile for everyone,never a snarl
But beneath that facade

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Fifi le Flosse was a Femme Fatale
a smile for everyone,never a snarl
But beneath that facade
lay a heart cold and hard

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Fifi le Flosse was a Femme Fatale
a smile for everyone,never a snarl
But beneath that facade
lay a heart cold and hard
And had a punch like Steven Seagal

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With another step nearer the grave

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With another step nearer the grave
We should we have to behave

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With another step nearer the grave
Why should we have to behave
For the sake of decorum

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With another step nearer the grave
Why should we have to behave
For the sake of decorum
And the name of our forum