Limerick (Part 4)

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I’ve got such a stiff neck right now
from doing gymnastics-and how!
Those bend, tuck, and rolls
Is good for our souls
These limericks are getting high-brow

The donkey with a wonky hind leg

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The donkey with a wonky hind leg
Was sent out on the streets to beg

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The donkey with a wonky hind leg
Was sent out on the streets to beg
When his brays echoed loud

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The donkey with a wonky hind leg
Was sent out on the streets to beg
When his brays echoed loud
Which drew a small crowd

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The donkey with a wonky hind leg
Was sent out on the streets to beg
When his brays echoed loud
Which drew a small crowd
One kind soul whittled him out a peg.

While trying to reach under my bed

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While trying to reach under my bed
I stretched out and hit my head

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While trying to reach under my bed
I stretched out and hit my head
plus my bum got stuck tight

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While trying to reach under my bed
I stretched out and hit my head
plus my bum got stuck tight
It must’ve been a sight

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While trying to reach under my bed
I stretched out and hit my head
plus my bum got stuck tight
It must’ve been a sight
With the cheeks of my buttocks wide spread

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While eating a plum that is sour

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While eating a plum that is sour
I bet you must have looked dour

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While eating a plum that is sour
I bet you must have looked dour
Well it made my cheeks laugh

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While eating a plum that is sour
I bet you must have looked dour
Well it made my cheeks laugh
A sight to see - not 'arf

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While eating a plum that is sour
I bet you must have looked dour
Well it made my cheeks laugh
A sight to see - not 'arf
Made my taste buds pucker an hour!

When wife and I had a debate

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A Scot on the train from Dundee
Desperately needed a pee

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When wife and I had a debate
About who was and was not late

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When wife and i had a debate
About who and who was not late
She threw the first punch

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When wife and i had a debate
About who and who was not late
She threw the first punch
While I was eating my lunch

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When wife and i had a debate
About who and who was not late
She threw the first punch
While I was eating my lunch
I threw the second and sealed my fate.

All is fair in love and war

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All is fair in love and war
It’s been said many times before