Limerick (Part 4)

Never mind,it’s FRIDAY today!
The weekend ahead, to make hay!

Never mind,it’s FRIDAY today!
The weekend ahead, to make hay!
So I’ll open a brew

Never mind, it’s Friday today!
The weekend ahead, to make hay
So I’ll open a brew
And one for you too

Never mind, it’s Friday today!
The weekend ahead, to make hay
So I’ll open a brew
And one for you too
Only one! I thought with dismay.

The cockerel crowed in the morn

The cockerel crowed in the morn
As the chickens scratted for corn

The cockerel crowed in the morn
As the chickens scratted for corn
Then in the nest box they go

The cockerel crowed in the morn
As the chickens scratted for corn
Then in the nest box they go
and line up in a row

The cockerel crowed in the morn
As the chickens scratted for corn
Then in the nest box they go
and line up in a row
To wait while the chicks are born

Maybe on omelette for lunch

Maybe on omelette for lunch
Eating unborn chicks by the bunch

Maybe an omelette for lunch
Eating unborn chicks by the bunch
What an 'orrible thought

Maybe an omelette for lunch
Eating unborn chicks by the bunch
What an 'orrible thought
Said Mups with a retort

Maybe an omelette for lunch
Eating unborn chicks by the bunch
What an 'orrible thought
Said Mups with a retort
Guess they didn’t have much of a crunch

I’m going out to buy a big stick

I’m going out to buy a big stick
When in the woods you could just pick

I’m going out to buy a big stick
When in the woods you could just pick
A branch straight off a tree

I’m going out to buy a big stick
When in the woods you could just pick
A branch straight off a tree
And totally free

I’m going out to buy a big stick
When in the woods you could just pick
A branch straight off a tree
And totally free
Or would that get on your wick?

I’ve got such a stiff neck right now

I’ve got such a stiff neck right now
from doing gymnastics-and how!

I’ve got such a stiff neck right now
from doing gymnastics-and how!
Those bend, tuck, and rolls

I’ve got such a stiff neck right now
from doing gymnastics-and how!
Those bend, tuck, and rolls
Is good for our souls