Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I fancy baked spuds for my tea
With a helping of beans just for me
and cheese grated fine

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I fancy baked spuds for my tea
With a helping of beans just for me
And cheese grated fine
Plus a huge glass of wine

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I fancy baked spuds for my tea
With a helping of beans just for me
And cheese grated fine
Plus a huge glass of wine
And garnished with just one green pea !

They say it’ll be hot late next week

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They say it’ll be hot late next week
Not bad if it’s sun that you seek

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They say it’ll be hot late next week
Not bad if it’s sun that you seek
But if under the weather…

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They say it’ll be hot late next week
Not bad if it’s sun that you seek
But if under the weather
or knocked down by a feather

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They say it’ll be hot late next week
Not bad if it’s sun that you seek
But if under the weather
or knocked down by a feather
It could just make you weak

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Have got a day off today :slight_smile:

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Have got a day off today
I’ll make the ‘last to post’ girlies pay

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Have got a day off today
I’ll make the ‘last to post’ girlies pay
Now why should that be ?

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Have got a day off today
I’ll make the ‘last to post’ girlies pay
Now why should that be ?
better ask Judd,not me,

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Have got a day off today
I’ll make the ‘last to post’ girlies pay
Now why should that be ?
better ask Judd,not me,
Well that’s a great help I must say !

Some brat let my car tyres down.

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Some brat let my car tyres down
so I pushed the damned thing into town

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Some brat let me car tyres down
So I pushed the damned thing into town
Then the air line was broke

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Some brat let me car tyres down
So I pushed the damned thing into town
Then the air line was broke
I thought what a joke

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Some brat let me car tyres down
So I pushed the damned thing into town
Then the air line was broke
I thought what a joke
and called out the RAC clown.

My wallet is becoming too light

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My wallet is becoming too light
Cos i spent far too much last night

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My wallet is becoming too light
Cos i spent far too much last night
To cashline I must now go

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My wallet is becoming too light
Cos i spent far too much last night
To cashline i must now go
It’s empty dammit! Too slow!!

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My wallet is becoming too light
Cos i spent far too much last night
To cashline i must now go
It’s empty dammit! Too slow!!
Still-all that money’d give me a fright.

Never mind,it’s FRIDAY today!