Seemed a bit warmer today
And warmer still is coming our way
Days getting shorter
Seemed a bit warmer today
And warmer still is coming our way
Days getting shorter
D’you think we oughta
Seemed a bit warmer today
And warmer still is coming our way
Days getting shorter
D’you think we oughta
Look for some vests on Ebay?
This morn there’s a chill in the air
This morn there’s a chill in the air
As I stand at the window and stare
This morn there’s a chill in the air
As I stand at the window and stare
I find it quite mild
This morn there’s a chill in the air
As I stand at the window and stare
I find it quite mild
I just smiled
This morn there’s a chill in the air
As I stand at the window and stare
I find it quite mild
I just smiled
when I realised my ******s were bare. [insert your own preference]
Oh dear, another one gone!
Oh dear, another one gone!
Was it a tart or was it a scone ?
Oh dear, another one gone!
Was it a tart or was it a scone ?
It was neither
Oh dear, another one gone
Was it a tart or was it a scone?
It was neither
And I don’t care for either
(This had got to be the worst limerick yet)!
Oh dear, another one gone
Was it a tart or was it a scone?
It was neither
And I don’t care for either
I do so I shall eat one.
September coming up soon
September coming up soon
Flaming colours will be a boon
September coming up soon
Flaming colours will be a boon
all the kids back to school
September coming up soon
Flaming colours will be a boon
all the kids back to school
And the teachers, how cruel
September coming up soon
Flaming colours will be a boon
all the kids back to school
And the teachers, how cruel
cheer up,Rhian-whistle a happy tune.
My laptop has run out of ink
My laptop has run out of ink
I should just throw it in the sink
My laptop has run out of ink
I should just throw it in the sink
Oh no, it’ll clog your drain 
Hi Beautiful Filly 
My laptop has run out of ink
I should just throw it in the sink
Oh no, it’ll clog your drain
I’ll unclog it with my cane
My laptop has run out of ink
I should just throw it in the sink
Oh no, it’ll clog your drain
I’ll unclog it with my cane
that’ll sort it right out,I should think.
I fancy baked spuds for tea
I fancy baked spuds for my tea
With a helping of beans just for me