Young Billy went out with young Jane,
Not much to look at she was quite plain
But he was no oil painting
-which stopped her from fainting
So neither one had reason to complain
Early to bed this evening for me
Early to bed this evening for me
Maybe you’ll leave it till just after tea
Early to bed this evening for me
Maybe you’ll leave it till just after tea
because bacon in bed
Early to bed this evening for me
Maybe you’ll leave it till just after tea
because bacon in bed
Between two slices of bread
Early to bed this evening for me
Maybe you’ll leave it till just after tea
because bacon in bed
Between two slices of bread
Me in bed with bacon you never will see
Over the Pennines and into the shire
Over the Pennines and into the shire
To a town that sets your heart on fire
Over the Pennines and into the shire
To a town that sets your heart on fire
There will be at least one handsome man
Over the Pennines and into the shire
To a town that sets your heart on fire
There will be at least one handsome man
Don’t worry I’ll get there as soon as I can
Over the Pennines and into the shire
To a town that sets your heart on fire
There will be at least one handsome man
Don’t worry I’ll get there as soon as I can
Just as soon as I’ve changed the my attire
These Limericks are getting to long
These Limericks are getting to long
Don’t tell me, tell the throng
These limericks are getting too long
Don’t tell me, tell the throng
They don’t even rhyme -
half of the time
These limericks are getting too long
Don’t tell me, tell the throng
They don’t even rhyme -
half of the time
Yes, you could be right there 
While waiting for the rain to stop
While waiting for the rain to stop
My 'brella made a very strange pop!
While waiting for the rain to stop
My 'brella made a very strange pop
It then fell apart
While waiting for the rain to stop
My 'brella made a very strange pop
It then fell apart
And gave me a start
While waiting for the rain to stop
My 'brella made a very strange pop
It then fell apart
And gave me a start
And caught me on the hop
Seemed a bit warmer today
Seemed a bit warmer today
And warmer still is coming our way