Limerick (Part 4)

Never mind,Christmas is coming
Flipping carols I’m already humming
in the attic’s the tree
Bah humbug says me

Never mind,Christmas is coming
Flipping carols I’m already humming
in the attic’s the tree
Bah humbug says me
Still twelve drummers drumming

While stirring the sugar in my tea

While stirring the sugar in my tea
I thought to myself now let’s see

While stirring the sugar in my tea

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While stirring the sugar in my tea
I thought to myself now let’s see
Shall I have biscuit or cake?

While stirring the sugar in my tea
I thought to myself now let’s see
Shall i have biscuit or cake
Just to keep me awake

While stirring the sugar in my tea
I thought to myself now let’s see
Shall i have biscuit or cake
Just to keep me awake
I’ll have BOTH-that’s good thinking from me!

AHA! I just found my lost pen

AHA! I just found my lost pen
An idea came to me then

AHA! I just found my lost pen
An idea came to me then
I will scribble a tall tale

AH I just found my lost pen
An idea came to me then
I will scribble a tall tall
About this huge but friendly Whale

AH I just found my lost pen
An idea came to me then
I will scribble a tall tale
About this huge but friendly Whale
Maybe I’ll just call him Ben

A gentleman came from afar

A gentleman came from afar
Who was following a wandering star

A gentleman came from afar
Who was following a wandering star
In his hands was a jar

A gentleman came from afar
Who was following a wandering star
But he took a wrong turn

A gentleman came from afar
Who was following a wandering star
But he took a wrong turn
Which gave him severe heartburn

A gentleman came from afar
Who was following a wandering star
But he took a wrong turn
Which gave him heartburn
So he jumped straight back in his car.

Young Billy went out with young Jane,…

Young Billy went out with young Jane,
Not much to look at she was quite plain

Young Billy went out with young Jane,
Not much to look at she was quite plain
But he was no oil painting

Young Billy went out with young Jane,
Not much to look at she was quite plain
But he was no oil painting
-which stopped her from fainting