Limerick (Part 4)

On a train to Blackpool one night
In a field a light shining so bright
It was a man with a lamp
And he was building a camp

On a train to Blackpool one night
In a field a light shining so bright
It was a man with a lamp
And he was building a camp
And I’m sure he was high as a kite

It’s time for a change said the boss

It’s time for a change said the boss
Before we make any more loss

It’s time for a change said the boss
Before we make any more loss
No bonus will come

It’s time for a change said the boss
Before we make any more loss
No bonus will come
If you sit on your bum

It’s time for a change said the boss
Before we make any more loss
No bonus will come
If you sit on your bum
Some of you don’t give a toss.

Reading the headlines today

Reading the headlines today
thought sod it I must get away

Reading the headlines today
thought sod it I must get away
sun gone,Brexit fears

Reading the headlines today
thought sod it I must get away
sun gone,Brexit fears
Yes to Brexit, let’s have a few beers

Reading the headlines today
thought sod it I must get away
sun gone,Brexit fears
Yes to Brexit, let’s have a few beers
Before we are forbidden to foray.

Had a very fine time at the pub today

Had a very fine time at the pub today
For a good time there’s no better way

Had a very fine time at the pub today
For a good time there’s no better way
Whether it’s playing Shove ha’penny

Had a very fine time at the pub today
For a good time there’s no better way
Whether it’s playing Shove ha’penny
Or card games a’ many

Had a very fine time at the pub today
For a good time there’s no better way
Whether it’s playing Shove ha’penny
Or card games a’ many
Beats TV repeats or horseplay !

It’s been so hot this summer, this year.

It’s been so hot this summer, this year.
I surely have finished my stock of cold beer

It’s been so hot this summer, this year.
I surely have finished my stock of cold beer
but now, non-stop raining

It’s been so hot this summer, this year.
I surely have finished my stock of cold beer
but now, non-stop raining
And my beers stocks waning

It’s been so hot this summer, this year.
I surely have finished my stock of cold beer
but now, non-stop raining
And my beers stocks waning
it’s hard to remain ‘of good cheer’.

Never mind,Christmas is coming

Never mind,Christmas is coming
Flipping carols I’m already humming

Never mind,Christmas is coming
Flipping carols I’m already humming
in the attic’s the tree