Limerick (Part 4)

Why do people drink and drive?
not caring if they or us survive

Why do people drink and drive?
not caring if they or us survive
Because they’re selfish sods

Why do people drink and drive?
not caring if they or us survive
Because they’re selfish sods
Racing roads in their hot rods

Why do people drink and drive?
not caring if they or us survive
Because they’re selfish sods
Racing roads in their hot rods
…but you’ll notice not many thrive.

AHA,for it’s midweek already!

AHA,for it’s midweek already!
It’s only Tuesday so just go steady

AHA,for it’s midweek already!
It’s only Tuesday so just go steady
but Wednesday is next,

AHA,for it’s midweek already!
It’s only Tuesday so just go steady
but Wednesday is next,
Time for those mid week projects

AHA,for it’s midweek already!
It’s only Tuesday so just go steady
but Wednesday is next,
Time for those mid week projects
but mustn’t rush-just be ‘Steady Eddie’.

Apple MacBook is all new to me

Apple MacBook is all new to me
Learn to use it slowly is the key

Apple MacBook is all new to me
Learn to use it slowly is the key.
That’s easy to say

Apple MacBook is all new to me
Learn to use it slowly is the key.
That’s easy to say
When you don’t have all day

Apple MacBook is all new to me
Learn to use it slowly is the key
That’s easy to say
When you don’t have all day
Take it with you when you go for a wee. :shock: :blush:

EZ Rider give us a clue !

EZ Rider give us a clue!
I was just sitting back and waiting for you

EZ Rider give us a clue!
I was just sitting back and waiting for you
Didn’t mean to pinch your line .:smiley:

EZ Rider give us a clue
I was just sitting back and waiting for you
Didn’t mean to pinch your line :smiley:
No worries Solo, it’s all just fine

EZ Rider give us a clue
I was just sitting back and waiting for you
Didn’t mean to pinch your line
No worries Solo, it’s all just fine
Well that’s a how do you do

On a train to Blackpool one night

On a train to Blackpool one night
In a field a light shining so bright

On a train to Blackpool one night
In a field a light shining so bright
It was a man with a lamp