Limerick (Part 4)

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The ice cream van is parked over there
I wonder what flavours are offered as fare?

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The ice cream van is parked over there
I wonder what flavours are offered as fare?
A dribble of caramel over the top

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The ice cream van is parked over there
I wonder what flavours are offered as fare?
A dribble of caramel over the top
Sounds grand, won’t be a flop

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The ice cream van is parked over there
I wonder what flavours are offered as fare?
A dribble of caramel over the top
Sounds grand, won’t be a flop
So scrumptious I will gladly share

First thing I will tackle tomorrow

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First thing I will tackle tomorrow
Is to beg steal or borrow

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First thing I will tackle tomorrow
Is to beg steal or borrow
For it may be the only way

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First thing i will tackle tomorrow
Is to beg steal or borrow
For it may be the only way
For me to make it through the day

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First thing i will tackle tomorrow
Is to beg steal or borrow
For it may be the only way
For me to make it through the day
Can only hope 'twill be no sorrow

Giggling makes my cheeks turn up

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Giggling makes my cheeks turn up
And make big cracks in my makeup

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Giggling makes my cheeks turn up
And make big cracks in my makeup
So i’ve learned to merely grin

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Giggling makes my cheeks turn up
And make big cracks in my makeup
So i’ve learned to merely grin
And apply makeup thin

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Giggling makes my cheeks turn up
And make big cracks in my makeup
So i’ve learned to merely grin
And apply makeup thin
Else it resembles a maple syrup

Seems to me it makes no sense

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Seems to me it makes no sense
Why is that, are you dense?

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Seems to me it makes no sense
Why is that, are you dense?
Some may think so, it’s a ploy

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Seems to me it makes no sense
Why is that, are you dense?
Some may think so, it’s a ploy
And is something I really enjoy

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Seems to me it makes no sense
Why is that, are you dense?
Some may think so, it’s a ploy
And is something I really enjoy
And the pleasure is so immense

How far is it to Lanzarote

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How far is it to Lanzarote
Too long to be sat on your botty

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How far is it to Lanzarote
Too long to be sat on your botty
Four hours is so l-o-n-g

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How far is it to Lanzarote
Too long to be sat on your botty
Four hours is so l-o-n-g
Longer to Hong Kong

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How far is it to Lanzarote
Too long to be sat on your botty
Four hours is so l-o-n-g
Longer to Hong Kong
I’d sooner stay near my local city !

Why do people drink and drive?