Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
still,we few carry on
Tho others have gone
But some of us come back to the fray.
(You are welcome, Judd…you got overlooked)
While walking the street at a fast clip
While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip
While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip
I landed hard on my bum
While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip
I landed hard on my bum
So it became uncomfortably numb
While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip
I landed hard on my bum
So it became uncomfortably numb
And couldn’t feel my farts when I let rip
Going out on the lash tonight
Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!
Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!
Fighting a statue
Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!
Fighting a statue
The fuzz cannot catch you
Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!
Fighting a statue
The fuzz cannot catch you
Will he get arrested - he might. 
The farmer said to his cow
The farmer said to his cow
What did you say to the sow
The farmer said to his cow
What did you say to the sow
She’s stomped off in a huff
The farmer said to his cow
What did you say to the sow
She’s stomped off in a huff
Her snout’s beginning to puff
The farmer said to his cow
What did you say to the sow
She’s stomped off in a huff
Her snout’s beginning to puff
And I can’t do nowt with her now.
The hen was calling her chicks
The hen was calling her chicks
Who were performing neat little tricks
The hen was calling her chicks
Who were performing neat little tricks
Then one called out for help
The hen was calling her chicks
Who were performing neat little tricks
Then one called out for help
And let out a welp
The hen was calling her chicks
Who were performing neat little tricks
Then one called out for help
And let our a welp
As she picked him out the puddle with flicks.
The ice cream van is parked over there