An old man full of wisdom once said
It’s not wise to stand on one’s head
You’ll feel dizzy when you stand
Balanced on one hand
An old man full of wisdom once said
It’s not wise to stand on one’s head
You’ll feel dizzy when you stand
Balanced on one hand
And your cheeks will be bright red.
Oh I do miss that Friday feeling
Oh I do miss that Friday feeling
Since I moved here to Darjeeling
Out of sync…you have it on the time Mups 
Rejected
Oh I do miss that Friday feeling
Since I moved here to Darjeelin
Now instead of vino, it’s tea
#6166 Oh I do miss that Friday feeling
Since I moved here to Darjeeling
Now instead of vino,it’s tea
and the biscuits are free
Oh I do miss that Friday feeling
Since I moved here to Darjeeling
Now instead of vino,it’s tea
and the biscuits are free
But cheese and wine are so more appealing.
It’s fish and chips on a Friday
It’s fish and chips on a Friday
So mushy peas and cod fillet
It’s fish and chips on a Friday
So mushy peas and cod fillet
With a pickled onion to boot
It’s fish and chips on a Friday
So mushy peas and cod fillet
With a pickled onion to boot
Washed down with a glass of dry Burt (hey, it’s Friday, forget the Irn but!)
It’s fish and chips on a Friday
So mushy peas and cod fillet
With a pickled onion to boot
Washed down with a glass of dry Burt (hey, it’s Friday, forget the Irn but!)
And then we all shout a rousing OLE
Not sure where I am going
Have you all been at the lemonade?? 
That aint no limerick!
The second line doesn’t rhyme with the first,
The 4th doesn’t rhyme with the third,
And the fifth is missing altogether.
And you tell me I’m out of sync! 
I’ll try again with Solo’s last starter:
Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
It’ll work out in the end
Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
It’ll work out in the end
Or we all go round the bend
Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
It’ll work out in the end
Or we all go round the bend
On a boat with one oar rowing.
Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
But some of us come back
Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
8-8-5-5-8’s what you need
to make limericks breed
Not that I know nuffink-but hey.
[But I digress. Now,where was -Ohhh,I remember]
{AHEM}
Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
still,we few carry on
Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
still,we few carry on
Tho others have gone