I’m going shopping today
But it’s pouring with rain I say
I’m going shopping today
But it’s pouring with rain I say
I may just go online
I’m going shopping today
But it’s pouring with rain I say
I may just go online
To buy a case of red wine
I’m going shopping today
But it’s pouring with rain I say
I may just go online
To buy a case of red wine
So pop in, if you’re up my way.
The nights are fair drawing in
The nights are fair drawing in
And the temperature is getting thin*
*that’s Yorkshire speak for getting cold. 
Pah! You just made that up! 
The night’s are fair drawing in
And the temperature is getting thin
You’ll soon buy a vest
The night’s are fair drawing in
And the temperature is getting thin
You’ll soon buy a vest
To warm your chest
The nights are fair drawing in
And the temperature is getting
Sorry! I got beaten to the post
The night’s are fair drawing in
And the temperature is getting thin
You’ll soon buy a vest
To warm your chest
Before you create a din
Note. Din is Lancashire speak for noise
Stop she murmured faintly
Stop, she murmured faintly
As she smiled at him quaintly
Stop, she murmured faintly
As she smiled at him quaintly
I’m just not that kind of girl
Stop, she murmured faintly
As she smiled at him quaintly
I’m just not that kind of girl
then she began to unfurl
[that’s Anglia speak for ‘slowly straighten out’]
Stop, she murmured faintly
As she smiled at him quaintly
I’m just not that kind of girl
Then she began to unfurl
And went to sit down all dainty.
The man on the newspaper stall
The man on the newspaper stall
Had no copies of ‘Viz’ there,at all
The man on the newspaper stall
Had no copies of ‘Viz’ there,at all
But that was ‘OK’
The man on the newspaper stall
Had no copies of ‘Viz’ there,at all
But that was ‘OK’
It’s only one day
#6157 The man on the newspaper stall
Had no copies of ‘Viz’ there,at all
But that was ‘OK’
It’s only one day
I’ll read two tomorrow and have a ball!
An old man full of wisdom once said
An old man full of wisdom once said
It’s not wise to stand on one’s head
An old man full of wisdom once said
It’s not wise to stand on one’s head
You’ll feel dizzy when you stand