Limerick (Part 4)

Last to post is a funny old game
No two answers are ever the same
First to post yet hope to hear
That naughty Judsy is nowhere near

Last to post is a funny old game
No two answers are ever the same
First to post yet hope to hear
That naughty Judsy is nowhere near
But Tezza is still in the frame.

One day it will all turn out right

One day it will all turn out right
But then turn into night

One day it will all turn out right
But then turn into night
Where a moonbeam will appear

One day it will all turn out right
But then turn into night
Where a moonbeam will appear
Then perhaps a werewolf will be near?

One day it will all turn out right
But then turn into night
Where a moonbeam will appear
Then perhaps a werewolf will be near?
and pesky LTP females will fear!

It’s fun being last one to post

It’s fun being last one to post
We men being better at it than most

It’s fun being last one to post
We men being better at it than most
That goes without saying

It’s fun being last one to post
We men being better at it than most
That goes without saying
The arses are constantly braying;-)

It’s fun being last one to post
We men being better at it than most
That goes without saying
The arses are constantly braying
You’re right but we don’t like to boast

A Yank on a visit to Blighty

A Yank on a visit to Blighty
On the day came dressed in a nighty

A Yank on a visit to Blighty
On the day came dressed in a nighty
She travelled so light

A Yank on a visit to Blighty
On the day came dressed in a nighty
She travelled so light
Used her wiles just right

A Yank on a visit to Blighty
On the day came dressed in a nighty
She travelled so light
Used her wiles just right
So all the men said “alrighty”

It isn’t often that I say

It isn’t often that I say
“I must do my housework today”

It isn’t often that I say
“I must do my housework today”
So it’s out with the flash

It isn’t often that I say
“I must do my housework today”
So it’s out with the flash
Hoover, dust off, then dash

It isn’t often that I say
“I must do my housework today”
So it’s out with the flash
Hoover, dust off, then dash
That wasn’t too bad. Hooray!

I’m going shopping today

Whoops, you beat me to it FM. :slight_smile: