Limerick (Part 4)

The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;

The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;
It’s all hit and miss

The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;
It’s all hit and miss
I’m not up to this

The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;
It’s all hit and miss
I’m not up to this
Oh dear, all this standing is causing me piles…

At last a store clerk is looking my way,

At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet

At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet
Isn’t that a posh type of flannel?

At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet
Isn’t that a posh type of flannel?
Or made from a fine type enamel

At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet
Isn’t that a posh type of flannel?
Or made from a fine type enamel
And gives your backside a spray

While sat here in my chair

While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare

While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare
A funny thought came

While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare
A funny thought came
Maybe a guessing game

While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare
A funny thought came
Maybe a guessing game
Something like Truth or Dare?

No work now for the rest of the week

No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?

No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?
No he wouldn’t dare

No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?
No he wouldn’t dare
The LP women boldly declare

No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?
No he wouldn’t dare
The LP women boldly declare
Being LTP is what we men seek

Last to post is a funny old game

Last to post is a funny old game
No two answers are ever the same

Last to post is a funny old game
No two answers are ever the same
First to post yet hope to hear