Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;

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The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;
It’s all hit and miss

6103

The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;
It’s all hit and miss
I’m not up to this

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The bathroom needs some new tiles
So I’m here at Homebase,looking through files;
It’s all hit and miss
I’m not up to this
Oh dear, all this standing is causing me piles…

At last a store clerk is looking my way,

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At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet

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At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet
Isn’t that a posh type of flannel?

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At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet
Isn’t that a posh type of flannel?
Or made from a fine type enamel

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At last a store clerk is looking my way,
Does he know I want a bidet
Isn’t that a posh type of flannel?
Or made from a fine type enamel
And gives your backside a spray

6109

While sat here in my chair

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While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare

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While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare
A funny thought came

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While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare
A funny thought came
Maybe a guessing game

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While sat here in my chair
With an hour or so to spare
A funny thought came
Maybe a guessing game
Something like Truth or Dare?

6114

No work now for the rest of the week

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No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?

6116

No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?
No he wouldn’t dare

6117

No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?
No he wouldn’t dare
The LP women boldly declare

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No work now for the rest of the week
Does that mean you’ll be a Last Post geek?
No he wouldn’t dare
The LP women boldly declare
Being LTP is what we men seek

Last to post is a funny old game

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Last to post is a funny old game
No two answers are ever the same

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Last to post is a funny old game
No two answers are ever the same
First to post yet hope to hear