Limerick (Part 4)

Today is Sunday, a day of rest

Today is Sunday, a day of rest
As kids, we were made to look our best

Today is Sunday, a day of rest
As kids, we were made to look our best
Sunday school followed by a visit to gran

Today is Sunday, a day of rest
As kids, we were made to look our best
Sunday school followed by a visit to gran
Once a week was always the plan,

Today is Sunday, a day of rest
As kids, we were made to look our best
Sunday school followed by a visit to gran
Once a week was always the plan,
Visit my gran? Surely you jest

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A well fit Yorkie called Judd
Sits there, chewing the cud

A well fit Yorkie called Judd
Sits there, chewing the cud
as he dribbles and drools

A well fit Yorkie called Judd
Sits there, chewing the cud
As he dribbles and drools
His spit collecting in pools

A well fit Yorkie called Judd
Sits there, chewing the cud
As he dribbles and drools
His spit collecting in pools
He goes for a roll in the mud.

(Grotty tyke). :smiley:

And that’s how Judd spent his day

And that’s how Judd spent his day
eating crayons and rolling in hay

And that’s how Judd spent his day
eating crayons and rolling in hay
But he’ll soon regret

And that’s how Judd spent his day
eating crayons and rolling in hay
But he’ll soon regret
Saying “yes” to that brunette

And that’s how Judd spent his day
eating crayons and rolling in hay
But he’ll soon regret
Saying “yes” to that brunette
as ‘her’ name’s Bruce,from Down Under way.

Oh dear,there’s no salt for my chips

Oh dear,there’s no salt for my chips
Good job, they’re bad for you hips

Oh dear, there’s no salt for my chips
Good job, they’re bad for your hips
But our Judd’s nice and slim

Oh dear, there’s no salt for my chips
Good job, they’re bad for your hips
But our Judd’s nice and slim
(According to him)

Oh dear, there’s no salt for my chips
Good job, they’re bad for your hips
But our Judd’s nice and slim
(According to him)
With no salt stuck to his lips. :slight_smile:

The bathroom needs some new tiles