Limerick (Part 4)

My Mother one day said to me
EZ today we’ll go to the sea

My Mother one day said to me
EZ today we’ll go to the sea
And pick shells off the beach

My Mother one day said to me
EZ today we’ll go to the sea
And pick shells off the beach
as they’re easy to reach

My Mother one day said to me
EZ today we’ll go to the sea
And pick shells off the beach
as they’re easy to reach
then Pug woke from his sleep!

Gummy, get a grip man, that don’t even rhyme! :smiley:

You gonna start the next one or not?

I give up. :102:

I’ll start one meself. . .

The window cleaner’s just been

The window cleaner’s just been
but we can’t see wot she did clean?

The window cleaner’s just been
But we can’t see wot she did clean
She charges too much

The window cleaner’s just been
But we can’t see wot she did clean
She charges too much
And only speaks Dutch

The window cleaner’s just been
But we can’t see wot she did clean
She charges too much
And only speaks Dutch
And her language is really obscene

Back to Amsterdam she’s gone

Back to Amsterdam she’s gone
With a transgender person called Ron

Back to Amsterdam she’s gone
With a transgender person called Ron
What will they do next

Back to Amsterdam she’s gone
With a transgender person called Ron
What will they do next
I’ll send her a text

Back to Amsterdam she’s gone
With a transgender person called Ron
What will they do next
I’ll send her a text
written in Scottish-Hoots,mon!

Oh shut up,I’m doing my best

Oh shut up,I’m doing my best
If this is your best, how is the rest?

Oh shut up,I’m doing my best
If this is your best, how is the rest?
Well I’m fast losing touch

Oh shut up,I’m doing my best
If this is your best, how is the rest?
Well I’m fast losing touch
And finding it all far too much

Oh shut up,I’m doing my best
If this is your best, how is the rest?
Well I’m fast losing touch
And finding it all far too much
And it’s giving me pains in me chest

Sat here filling my face

deleted-posted simulteen…simmuttain…together!