A man was a pain in the neck
He tried to keep women in check
But was hopeless and so
It filled him with woe
A man was a pain in the neck
He tried to keep women in check
But was hopeless and so
It filled him with woe
And he ended up being a wreck
Is it too late for snifter of gin?
Is it too late for a snifter of gin?
Ooh, can I tap the door and call in?
Is it too late for a snifter of gin?
Ooh, can I tap the door and call in?
If you bring a bottle you can
Is it too late fora snifter of gin?
Ooh, can I tap the door and call in?
If you bring a bottle you can
You sure it’s OK with your Gran?
Is it too late for a snifter of gin?
Ooh can I tap the door and call in?
If you bring a bottle you can
You sure it’s ok with your Gran?
She’s gone now so you can move in.
Young Bob, a van driver from Wick
Young Bob , a van driver from Wick
Was good with a shovel and pick
Young Bob, a van driver from Wick
Was good with a shovel and pick
Till that fateful day
Young Bob, a van driver from Wick
Was good with a shovel and pick
When he dug a huge hole
(morning EZ) 
Young Bob a van driver from Wick
Was good with a shovel and pick
When he dug a huge hole
He unearthed a mole
Young Bob a van driver from Wick
Was good with a shovel and pick
When he dug a huge hole
He unearthed a mole
That shot off at a tidy old lick
A pothole had got really big
A pothole had got really big
And in it there hid a huge pig
A pothole had got really big
And in it there hid a huge pig
And also a donkey
A pothole had got really big
And in it there hid a huge pig
When it came to be filled
A pothole had got really big
And in it there hid a huge pig
And also a donkey
Whose legs were quite wonky
A pothole had got really big
And in it there hid a huge pig
And also a donkey
Whose legs were quite wonky
But he could dance a good jig.
When Hilda had put out her bins
Whe Hilda had put out her bins
She found a fish with no fins