Limerick (Part 4)

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When Hilda put out her bins
She found a fish with no fins
So she cut off its head

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When Hilda put out her bins
She found a fish with no fins
So she cut off its head
Which ensured it was dead

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When Hilda put out her bins
She found a fish with no fins
So she cut off its head
Which ensured it was dead
Then went off for a couple of gins

My dog has just jumped in a lake

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My dog just jumped in a lake
Did you yell " For Pete’s sake!"

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My dog just jumped in a lake
Did you yell " For Pete’s sake!"
So I chucked him a stick

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My dog just jumped in a lake
Did you yell “For Pete’s sake!”
So I chucked him a stick
Which made my dog sick

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My dog just jumped in a lake
Did you yell “For Pete’s sake!”
So I chucked him a stick
Which made my dog sick
And oh what a mess it did make

A lady I met in Beijing

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A lady I met in Beijing
Sold me a good, but fake ring

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A lady I met in Beijing
Sold me a good but fake ring
I was mad as a hatter

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A lady I met in Beijing
Sold me a good but fake ring
I was mad as a hatter
It made my teeth chatter

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A lady I met in Beijing
Sold me a good but fake ring
I was mad as a hatter
It made my teeth chatter
Which sounds much the same when I sing.

The once was a barber from Cheam

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There once was a barber from Cheam
Who liked to see shiny hair gleam

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There once was a barber from Cheam
Who liked to see shiny hair gleam
But then tragedy struck

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There once was a barber from Cheam
Who liked to see shiny hair gleam
But then tragedy struck
For this handsome young buck

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There once was a barber from Cheam
Who liked to see shiny hair gleam
But the tragedy struck
For this handsome young buck
Was hit by an eight foot six beam.

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A huge German Shepherd called Belle

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A huge German Shepherd called Belle
Was beautiful, and a friend for my Nell

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A huge German Shepherd called Belle
Was beautiful, and a friend for my Nell
But it bit off her nose

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A huge Geraman Shepherd called Belle
Was beautiful , and a friend for my Nell
But it bit off her nose
And now they are foes

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A huge German Shepherd called Belle
Was beautiful, and a friend for my Nell
But it bit off her nose
And now they are foes
And her hooter didn’t half swell!