It looks like I’ve sold my house
To someone who sounds like a Scouse
It looks like I’ve sold my house
To someone who sounds like a Scouse
It might be a beatle
It looks like I’ve sold my house
To someone who sounds like a Scouse
It might be a beatle
But the sale not complete till
It looks like I’ve sold my house
To someone who sounds like a Scouse
It might be a beatle
But the sale not complete till
The Champaigne with which I shall douse.
A party EZ must hold 
A party EZ must hold
Is for men only so I’m told. :-p
A party EZ must hold
Is for men only so I’m told
But you’d miss us like mad
A party EZ must hold
Is for men only so I’m told
But you’d miss us like mad
And end up being sad
A party EZ must hold
Is for men only so I’m told
But you’d miss us like mad
And end up being sad
And we’d soon be back to the fold
Take up knitting my mother once said
Take up knitting, my mother once said
As she sat knitting in bed
Take up knitting, my mother once said
As she sat knitting in bed
But she had to get up
Take up knitting my mother once said
As she sat knitting in bed
But she had to get up
And kicked over a cup
Take up knitting my mother once said
As she sat knitting in bed
But she had to get up
And kicked over a cup
And her tea went over head
I once met a man from Hull
I once met a man from Hull
Quite nice but a little bit dull
I once met a man from Hull
Quite nice but a little bit dull
Till one day he said
I once met a man from Hull
Quite nice but a little bit dull
Till one day he said
Watch where you tread
I once met a man from Hull
Quite nice but a little bit dull
Till one day he said
Watch where you tread
There’s a dollop just there from that bull ! 
Poor Lily was lonesome and sad
Poor Lily was lonesome and sad
She had just split up from her lad