Limerick (Part 4)

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Heating now turned off until winter
You’re tempting fate and you shouldn’ta

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Heating now turned off until winter
Come a cold snap I’ll just suck a mint, err!!

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Heating now turned off until winter
You’re tempting fate and you shouldn’ta
If it turns cold

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Heating now turned off until winter
You’re tempting fate and you shouldn’ta
If it turns cold
Remember you’re old

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Heating now turned off until winter
You’re tempting fate and you shouldn’ta
If it turns cold
Remember you’re old
And well past your best as a sprinter

I met a young woman at crewe

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I met a young woman from Crewe
And she started telling me what to do

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I met a young woman from Crewe
And she started telling me what to do
I thought - “I’m not having that”

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I met a young woman from Crewe
And she started telling me what to do
I thought - “I’m not having that”
So I ripped off her hat

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I met a young woman from Crewe
And she started telling me what to do
I thought - “I’m not having that”
So I ripped off her hat
And got smacked in the mouth by a shoe

I went off to town on the bus

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I went off to town on the bus
No way was I making a fuss

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I went off to town on the bus
No way was I making a fuss
I took the back seat

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I met a young woman from Crewe
And she started telling me what to do
I thought - “I’m not having that”
And I threw out the cat…

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I went off to town on the bus
No way was I making a fuss
I took the back seat
Had something to eat

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Why have we got two unfinished rhymes on the go?
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Aha. I see what’s happened - Gilly I think you got muddled and went back to one we had already finsihed.

I went off to town on the bus
No way was I making a fuss
I took the back seat
Had something to eat
Then fell down the steps - did I cuss!

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My dogs are asleep next to me

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Mups what on earth is a finsihed??:lol:

My dogs are asleep next to me
It’s time to sneak off for a wee

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My dogs a re asleep next to me
It’s time to sneak off for a wee
But if they wake up

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My dogs are asleep next to me
It’s time to sneak off for a wee
But if they wake up
They’ll wake Gertie the pup

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My dogs are asleep next to me
It’s time to sneak off for a wee
But if they wake up
They’ll wake Gertie the pup
And that means no telly for me.

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It looks like I’ve sold my house