Limerick (Part 4)

When times are hard

When times are hard
I turn to the bard

When times are hard
I turn to the bard
Cos you can’t beat a bit o’ Will

When times are hard
I turn to the bard
Cos you can’t beat a bit of Will
But first make sure Will takes his pill

When times are hard
I turn to the bard
Cos you can’t beat a bit of Will
But first make sure Will takes his pill
Cos he thinks that 4 feet is a yard

A poet who wrote a long ode

A poet who wrote a long ode
Also had a pet toad

A poet who wrote a long ode
Also had a pet toad
He wanted a frog

A poet who wrote a long ode
Also had a pet toad
He wanted a frog
That came from a bog

A poet who wrote a long ode
Also had pet toad
He wanted a frog
That came from a bog
Then found a pet shop who had a load.

On a dull and grey morning in May

On a dull and grey morning in May
I was hoping for sunshine , just a ray

On a dull and grey morning in May
I was hoping for sunshine , just a ray
But the rain belted down

On a dull and grey day in My
I was hoping for sunshine, just a ray
But the rain belted down
As I watched with a frown

On a dull and grey day in May
I was hoping for sunshine, just a ray
But the rain belted down
As I watched with a frown
I thought bugger that, i’m in for the day.

Will somebody kindly explain

Will somebody kindly explain
Why today it’s not gonna rain?

Will somebody kindly explain
Why today it’s not gonna rain?
Well somebody turned the tap off…

Will somebody kindly explain
Why today it’s not gonna rain?
Well somebody turned the tap off…
It wasn’t me (cough cough)

Will somebody kindly explain
Why today it’s not gonna rain?
Well somebody turned the tap off…
It wasn’t me (cough cough)
But it will pour down tomorrow again. :frowning:

Heating now turned off until winter