I popped into the pub for a beer
And a hussy there started to stare
So I stared at her face
And my heart started to race
Plus a definite feeling of fear.
Tomorrow I think I might try
Tomorrow I think I might try
To buy some eggs to fry
Tomorrow I think I might try
To buy some eggs to fry
I may even boil 'em
Tomorrow I think I might try
To buy some eggs to fry
I may even boil 'em
Poach 'em or broil them
Tomorrow I think I might try
To buy some eggs to fry
I may even boil 'em
Poach 'em or broil them
As long as the don’t spit in my eye.
A roguish young villain from Crewe
A roguish young villain from Crewe
Walked round like he knew what to do
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A roguish young villain from Crewe
Walked round like he knew what to do
But really in truth
A roguish young villain from Crewe
Walked round like he knew what to do
But really in truth
Though surely uncouth
A roguish young villain from Crewe
Walked round like he knew what to do
But really in truth
Though surely uncouth
He worked as a gardener in kew
I went for a stroll in the wood
I went for a stroll in the wood
To be sure I was up to no good
I went for a stroll in the wood
To be sure I was up to no good
Then under a tree
I went for a stroll in the wood
To be sure I was up to no good
Then under a tree
I was stung by a bee
I went for a stroll in the wood
To be sure I was up to no good
Then under a tree
I was stung by a bee
And my bum hurt more than it should! 
A young sailor went off to sea
A young sailor went off to sea
That sounds a little like me
A young sailor went off to sea
That sounds a little like me
I dance the hornpipe
A young sailor went off to sea
That sounds a little like me
I dance the hornpipe
Show the pictures on Skype
A young sailor went off to sea
That sounds a little like me
I dance the hornpipe
Show the pictures on Skype
Then get arrested for fiddle de dee ! :shock: