Limerick (Part 4)

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On the internet,it’s a sensation
Spreading all over the nation
It’s had thousands of views
And was on the news

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oh-laptop’s suddenly gone t1ts-up!

Right-carry on whilst i give it a damned good spanking…

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On the internet,it’s a sensation
Spreading all over the nation
It’s had thousands of views
And was on the news
A royal corgis got constipation

My laptop crashed last night

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My laptop crashed last night
Gave me a dreadful fright

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My laptop crashed last night
Gave me a dreadful fright
It lost the plot

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My laptop crashed last night
Gave me a dreadful fright
It lost the plot
Then got really hot

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My laptop crashed last night
Gave me a dreadful fright
It lost the plot
Then got really hot
I think it just does it from spite.

I got an old-fashioned letter today

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I got an old-fashioned letter today
From a lady called Sarah - wey-hey

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I got an old-fashioned letter today
From a lady called Sarah - wey-hey
She asked if I remember

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I got an old-fashioned letter today
From a lady called Sarah - wey-hey
She asked if I remember
That night back in December

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I got an old-fashioned letter today
From a lady called Sarah - wey-hey
She asked if I remember
That night back in December
when we played kiss-chase in the hay.

Nostalgia today ain’t the same

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Nostalgia today ain’t the same
You can say that again

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Nostalgia today aint the same
You can say that again
Now when I remember

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Nostalgia today aint the same
You can say that again
Now when I remember
It’s like a dying ember

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Nostalgia today aint the same
You can say that again
Now when I remember
It’s like a dying ember
And on my emotions,it’s quite a strain.

So-MP’s broken up for the Summer

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So-MP’s broken up for the Summer
Does anyone feel that’s a bummer

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So-MP’s broken up for the Summer
Does anyone feel that’s a bummer
expenses they fiddle

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So-MP’s broken up for the Summer
Does anyone feel that’s a bummer
expenses they fiddle
cut right down the middle

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So-MP’s broken up for the Summer
Does anyone feel that’s a bummer
expenses they fiddle
cut right down the middle
Reminds me of dummer and dummer

Saving water right now is a must

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Saving water right now is a must
No ones using their hoses, I trust