Limerick (Part 4)

Saving water right now is a must
No ones using their hoses, I trust
Will need my jet-wash soon though

Saving water right now is a must
No ones using their hoses, I trust
Will need my jet-wash soon though
As the dirt must all go

Saving water right now is a must
No ones using their hoses, I trust
Will need my jet-wash soon though
As the dirt must all go
coz my car has a 1" thick crust.

So-tonight I’ll be watching tv

So-tonight I’ll be watching tv
With feet up and a nice cuppa tea

So-tonight I’ll be watching tv
With feet up and a nice cuppa tea.
Something NOT seen before

So-tonight I’ll be watching tv
With feet up and a nice cuppa tea.
Something NOT seen before
At least five times before

So-tonight I’ll be watching tv
With feet up and a nice cuppa tea.
Something NOT seen before
At least five times before
Wifey won’t even sit with me.

Up at dawn and off before ten

Up at dawn and off before ten
Some lunch in a pub, and then

Up at dawn and off before ten
Some lunch in a pub, and then
Back to work in the afternoon

Up at dawn and off before ten
Some lunch in a pub, and then
Back to work in the afternoon
Quitting time can’t come too soon

Up at dawn and off before ten
Some lunch in a pub, and then
Back to work in the afternoon
Quitting time can’t come soon
Then it starts all over again.

Storms a brewing so I hear

Storms a brewing so I hear
Will you sit under the stairs in awful fear?

Storms a brewing so I hear
Will you sit under the stairs in awful fear?
Or dance naked in the rain?

Storms a brewing so I hear
Will you sit under the stairs in awful fear?
Or dance naked in the rain?
Judds fantasising again :lol:

Storms a brewing so I hear
Will you sit under the stairs in awful fear?
Or dance naked in the rain?
Judds fantasising again
No, just burning up up here

Looking forward to the new blood moon

Looking forward to the new blood moon
Me too, I will be watching for it soon

Looking forward to the new blood moon
Me too, I will be watching for it soon
I’ll be tucked up in bed

Looking forward to the new blood moon
Me too, I will be watching for it soon
I’ll be tucked up in bed
that stuff’s over my head

Looking forward to the new blood moon
Me too, I will be watching for it soon
I’ll be tucked up in bed
that stuff’s over my head
many singers about it do croon.

Eating pretzels sticks without the salt