Limerick (Part 4)

My handyman took off for a drink
So I still have a bunged up sink
I am sure he will return
If he wants to earn

My handyman took off for a drink
So I still have a bunged up sink
I am sure he will return
If he wants to earn
His fee, that he needs I would think

Trying to stay cool in the heat

Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat

Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat.
But,my socks are on ice

Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat.
But,my socks are on ice
Does your freezer smell nice?

Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat.
But,my socks are on ice
Does your freezer smell nice?
Well at least my poor toes are replete

On the A14 it was raining

On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining

On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining
Well it wet me a bit

On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining
Well it wet me a bit
and several speeders were hit

On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining
Well it wet me a bit
and several speeders were hit
They’ll be fined or sent for some training

Although everyone knew him as Fred

Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed

Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed
There he was Fox

Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed
There he was Fox
Who wore red hairy socks

Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed
There he was Fox
Who wore red hairy socks
And was quite a stud - so he said. :lol:

I think I will move by the sea

I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea

I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea
With sauce on a butty

I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea
With sauce on a butty
Which sounds rather nutty

I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea
With sauce on a butty
Which sounds rather nutty
but the prawn nutty-butties are free!

On the internet,it’s a sensation

On the internet,it’s a sensation
Spreading all over the nation

On the internet,it’s a sensation
Spreading all over the nation
It’s had thousands of views