My handyman took off for a drink
So I still have a bunged up sink
I am sure he will return
If he wants to earn
My handyman took off for a drink
So I still have a bunged up sink
I am sure he will return
If he wants to earn
His fee, that he needs I would think
Trying to stay cool in the heat
Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat
Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat.
But,my socks are on ice
Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat.
But,my socks are on ice
Does your freezer smell nice?
Trying to stay cool in the heat
Which really is no mean feat.
But,my socks are on ice
Does your freezer smell nice?
Well at least my poor toes are replete
On the A14 it was raining
On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining
On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining
Well it wet me a bit
On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining
Well it wet me a bit
and several speeders were hit
On the A14 it was raining
Surely you’re not complaining
Well it wet me a bit
and several speeders were hit
They’ll be fined or sent for some training
Although everyone knew him as Fred
Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed
Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed
There he was Fox
Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed
There he was Fox
Who wore red hairy socks
Although everyone knew him as Fred
that’s not what he was known as in bed
There he was Fox
Who wore red hairy socks
And was quite a stud - so he said. 
I think I will move by the sea
I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea
I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea
With sauce on a butty
I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea
With sauce on a butty
Which sounds rather nutty
I think I will move by the sea
as I fancy some prawns for my tea
With sauce on a butty
Which sounds rather nutty
but the prawn nutty-butties are free!
On the internet,it’s a sensation
On the internet,it’s a sensation
Spreading all over the nation
On the internet,it’s a sensation
Spreading all over the nation
It’s had thousands of views