Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
5901

So! It’s all down to me!
Is how the game needs to be
At the very last line
There’s no need to whine
Just watch now and then you’ll see.

There was an old woman from Hull

5902

There was an old woman from Hull
Who went out one night on the pull

5903

There was an old woman from Hull
Who went out one night on the pull
But she threw a strop
When she pulled a cop
Now a night in a cell will be dull

A cheeky young lass from Kent

5904

Hi FridgeMagnet,
We usually take it in turns to write one line only and the person who writes the last line starts the next Limerick.

A cheeky young lass from Kent
Who’s youth had been totally misspent

5905

I know! I was just having a dig.
#5898 was my 1st line. Just as you were in #5901

5906

Well I aint got a bloomin’ clue what’s happening 'ere.

Just carry on without me for a while . . . . I’ll catch up another day.

http://yoursmiles.org/msmile/think/m1733.gif

5907

A cheeky young lass from Kent
Who’s youth had been totally misspent
One night in Dover

5908

Just carry on without me too!

5909

A cheeky young lass from Kent
Who’s youth had been totally misspent
One night in Dover
As she bent over

5910

A cheeky young lass from Kent
Who’s youth had been totally misspent
One night in Dover
As she bent over
The wind blew her knickers to Gwent. :lol:

There was a young lady from Slough

5911

There was a young lady from Slough
These are getting dodgy now

5912

There was a young lady from Slough
These are getting dodgy now
No these are angelic!

5913

There was a young lady from Slough
These are getting dodgy now
No these are angelic!
The filth just a relic

5914

There was a young lady from Slough
These are getting dodgy now
No these are angelic!
The filth just a relic
He said, raising his brow

I think that I need a rest

5915

I think that I need a rest
A week at the seaside is best

5916

I think that I need a rest
A week at the seaside is best
Eating ice cream

5917

I think that I need a rest
A week at the seaside is best
Eating ice cream
Would be like a dream

5918

I think that I need a rest
A week at the seaside is best
Eating ice cream
Would be like a dream
Pushing thoughts aside I detest.

My handyman took off for a drink

5919

My handyman took off for a drink
So I still have a bunged up sink :lol:

5920

My handyman took off for a drink
So I still have a bunged up sink
I am sure he will return