An old man was down on his luck
He needed to work so borrowed a truck
An old man was down on his luck
He needed to work, so borrowed a truck
He drove far and wide
An old man was down on his luck
He needed to work, so borrowed a truck
He drove far and wide
Hoping luck rode his side
An old man was down on his luck
He needed to work, so borrow a truck
He drove far and wide
Hoping luck rode his side
Then got a job spreading muck. 
As the postman was walking along
As the postman was walking along
Singing a happy song
As the postman was walking along
Singing a happy song
Then a dog spoiled his day
As the postman was walking along
Singing a happy song
Then a dog spoiled his day
As it got in his way
As the postman was walking along
Singing a happy song
Then a dog spoiled his day
As it got in his way
Cocked a leg…and it didn’t half pong
A man with a crocodile said
A man with a crocodile said
You’re too long to lie on the bed
A man with a crocodile said
You’re too long to lie on the bed
He meant his gal and not the croc
A man with a crocodile said
You’re too long to lie on the bed
He meant his gal and not the croc
The one wearing the frock
A man with a crocodile said
You’re too long to lie on the bed
He meant his gal and not the croc
The one wearing the frock
Then took the croc for a walk instead.
Never before had the gentleman heard
Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
Women in trousers will never catch on
Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
Women in trousers will never catch on
Put a man in a dress and he’ll soon be gone
Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
Women in trousers will never catch on
Put a man in a dress and he’ll soon be gone
The mode that’s secretly prefered.
Next one please F.M?
So! It’s all down to me!
So! It’s all down to me!
Is how the game needs to be
…
So it’s all down to me
Is how the game needs to be
At the very last line