Limerick (Part 4)

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Tonight we’ve had thunder and rain galore
Tomorrow’s predicted a whole lot more

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Tonight we’ve had thunder and rain galore
Tomorrow’s predicted a whole lot more
I must go find my brolly

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Tonight we’ve had thunder and rain galore
Tomorrow’s predicted a whole lot more
I must go find my brolly
As I suck my ice lolly

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Tonight we’ve had thunder and rain galore
Tomorrow’s predicted a whole lot more
I must go find my brolly
As I suck my ice lolly
Life can be such a bore

A monkey up in a tree

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A monkey up in a tree
Decided to have a wee

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A monkey up in a tree
Decided to have a wee
But someone walking by

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A monkey up in a tree
Decided to have a wee
But someone walking by
Got wee in his right eye

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A monkey up in a tree
Decided to have a wee
But someone walking by
Got wee in his right eye
With just the left, left to see

Shakespeare wrote a new play

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Shakespeare wrote a new play
It was quite saucy in his day

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Shakespeare wrote a new play
It was quite saucy in his day
About two cross-dressing twins

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Shakespeare wrote a new play
It was quite saucy in his day
About two cross-dressing twins
With long sequinned limbs

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Shakespeare wrote a new play
It was quite saucy in his day
About two cross-dressing twins
With long sequinned limbs
Booked tickets to the play without delay

All the castle knights were dismayed

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All the castle knights were dismayed
A game of chess was being played

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All the castle knights were dismayed
A game of chess was being played
The room was tense

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All the castle knights were dismayed
A game of chess was being played
The room was tense
Now please don’t take offence

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All the castle knights were dismayed
A game of chess was being played
The room was tense
Now please don’t take offence
The lady’s win was being displayed. :slight_smile:

It happened so fast no one could move

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It happened so fast no one could move
That you are going to have to prove

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It happened so fast no one could move
That you are going to have to prove
‘Tis the truth that I tell

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It happened so fast no one could move
That you are going to have to prove
‘Tis the truth that I tell
That’s all very well

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#5879 It happened so fast no one could move
That you are going to have to prove
‘Tis the truth that I tell
That’s all very well
Though it seems I am stuck in a groove

An old man was down on his luck