Limerick (Part 4)

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5841

While wandering off to the end of the pier
A pie in hand and a can of beer
My eyes beheld a startling sight

5842

While wandering off to the end of the pier
A pie in hand and a can of beer
My eyes beheld a startling sight
A distressed damsel in the arms af a knight

5843

While wandering off to the end of the pier
A pie in hand and a can of beer
My eyes beheld a startling sight
A distressed damsel in the arms of a knight
So why was he dangling her brassiere? :surprised:

For exercise daily how do you know

5844

For exercise daily how do you know
Which exercises make you muscles grow

5845

For exercise daily how do you know
Which exercises make you muscles grow
There must be a way

5846

For exercise daily how do you know
Which exercises make you muscles grow
There must be a way
Or so you say

5847

For exercise daily how do you know
Which exercises make you muscles grow
There must be a way
Or so you say
I’ll still pump some iron, though.

Guess I will treat you to a glass of ale

5848

Guess I will treat you to a glass of ale
Thank you my dear then perhaps a sail,

5849

Guess I will treat you to a glass of ale
Thank you my dear then perhaps a sail,
Then we’ll relax in the sun

5850

Guess I will treat you to a glass of ale
Thank you my dear then perhaps a sail,
Then we’ll relax in the sun
Until our tans are done

5851

Guess I will treat you to a glass of ale
Thank you my dear then perhaps a sail,
Then we’ll relax in the sun
Until our tans are done
I preferred you when you were pale

Oops I said the wrong thing

5852

Oops I said the wrong thing
That remark, it carried a sting

5853

Oops I said the wrong thing
That remark, it carried a sting
It’s time that I hid

5854

Oops I said the wrong thing
That remark, it carried a sting
It’s time that I hid
You sound like a kid

5855

Oops I said the wrong thing
That remark, it carried a sting
It’s time that I hid
You sound like a kid
Tears to my eyes you did bring :cry:

5856

Enough of this nonsense and strife

5857

Enough of this nonsense and strife
I get enough of that from the wife

5858

Enough of this nonsense and strife
I get enough of that from the wife
She nags me all day

5859

Enough of this nonsense and strife
I get enough of that from the wife
She nags me all day
I get nothing to say

5860

Enough of this nonsense and strife
I get enough of that from the wife
She nags me all day
I get nothing to say
But I guess that is just life.

Tonight we’ve had thunder and rain galore