There was a young man from York
His favourite meat was roast pork
So in the event,
A pig was heaven sent
Just grab a knife & fork
Boom boom
I’ve just had a bright idea
There once was a lady called Mary
Er…what happened to the bright idea I just had?:shock:
…
I finished the limerick first so we just start a new one!
but it looks like yours is the one Mups has added to , so that is ok!
(Apologies Twink, I made a mistake).
There once was a lady called Mary
Who was short, fat and very hairy
Oops! Never noticed that! 
(Slinks into nearest corner)
There once was a lady called Mary
Who was short, fat and very hairy
Sounds just like my wife
Don’t worry FM, you can finish the next one.
There once was a lady called Mary
Who was short, fat and very hairy
Sounds just like my wife
The love of my life
There once was a lady called Mary
Who was short, fat and very hairy
Sounds just like my wife
The love of my life
But if she sees this she’ll be scary!
Now then.
I’ve just had a bright idea
I’ve just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
I’ve just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
I am beginning to think
I’ve just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
I am beginning to think
I’m starting to stink 
I’ve just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
I am beginning to think
I’m starting to stink
Is that why they’re all keeping clear
It’s time to make some lunch
It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I’ll munch
It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I’ll munch
I’ll have ice cream for pud
It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I’ll munch
I’ll have ice cream for pud
Not too much - I’ll be good
It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I’ll munch
I’ll have ice cream for pud
Not too much - I’ll be good
Or my waistline I’ll have to scrunch
While wandering off to the end of the pier
While wandering off to the end of the pier
A pie in hand and a can of beer