Whenever she thought about making a move
She always seemed to get stuck in a groove
This time a new plan
Leave it to a man
He has nothing to prove
Is there anything good on the telly?
Is there anything good on the telly?
Yes, Nigella is cooking vermicelli
Is there anything good on the telly?
Yes, Nigella is cooking vermicelli
She adds it to soup
Is there anything good on the telly?
Yes, Nigella is cooking vermicelli
She adds it to soup
Adding a chicken from the coup
Is there anything good on the telly?
Yes, Nigella is cooking vermicelli
She adds it to soup
Adding a chicken from the coup
Then taste tests before adding to her belly.
A Place in the Sun has been on before
A Place in the Sun has been on before
Starring Elizabeth Taylor whom I adore
A Place in the Sun has been on before
TV repeats are such a terrible bore
A Place in the Sun has been on before
TV repeats are such a terrible bore
Find somewhere new
Hold on, we’ve gone a bit wrong, Filly posted first so this is the one we need to be following. 
A Place in the Sun has been on before
Starring Elizabeth Taylor whom I adore
But it’s not a film over here?
It’s about buying property so I hear
A Place in the Sun has been on before
Starring Elizabeth Taylor whom I adore
But it’s not a film over here?
It’s about buying property so I hear
Whatever it is, it’s a total bore
A mate and me went down to Kent
A mate and me went down to Kent
Our time could have been better spent
A mate and me went down to Kent
Our time could have been better spent
On wine, women, and maybe song
A mate and me went down to Kent
Our time could have been better spent
On wine, women, and maybe song
Instead picking up eels with a tong
A mate and me went down to Kent
Our time could have been better spent
On wine, women, and maybe song
Instead of picking up ells with a tong
But all in all, I’m glad we went.
There was a young man from York
There was a young man from York
His favourite meat was roast pork
There was a young man from York
His favourite meat was roast pork
So in the event,
Hi ya Leia…:hug:
Hi Filly 
There was a young man from York
His favourite meat was roast pork
So in the event,
A pig was heaven sent
There was a young man from York
His favourite meat was roast pork
So in the event,
A pig was heaven sent
He got out his best knife and fork